tile polisher

21st century version of a carpet muncher. Woman who performs oral sex on another woman with no hair or "carpet".

Leslie went to the lesbian bar to munch some carpet. Only to find there is only tile to polish. She has found being a tile polisher is much better.

by NotMexican702 July 28, 2017

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Tilen

Tilen is the prettiest and fucking perfect guy you will ever meet. He understand's you. When you see him, your heart beats so fast. His pretty brown hair and the blue wonderful amazing eyes, where you get lost in are the best thing that would happen to you. He is the king and the ultamtive. But he also is king of broken hearts. He will break you, he will break your heart too, when he loves you. Cauz he don't want to have feelings for someone. But not important how often he breaks your heart in two, you will love him for. He is my crush.
He has a really sin for humor and his laughing is so fucking perfect *-* I am in love with this guy. So it is not important how often he breaks you, you will love him still. I love him still.
Tilen is #perfect ❤

Tilen the perfect crush

by DreamYourLife September 7, 2017

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Tilde László Kungs

A nice person. Very happy and makes other people happy. Doesn´t like to talk about many things. She likes to be angry at people and she likes to punch people. But she´s doing it as a joke and it´s very funny. She doesn´t like talking to people. She likes to paint and she´s very good at it!

Wow that AMAZING! Such a Tilde László kungs

by Superplutten May 29, 2018

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