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Truffled

When you are having sex and, at the point of climax, your dog or other pet sticks their cold nose in your butt.
The Wife and I were going at it last night and the dog stuck their nose in my butt as I came. My dog was sniffing around my butt like a pig searching for a truffle.

My dog Truffled me last night.
by Riddler3 January 13, 2024
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Truffle Pyg

A specialized form of truffle eroticism, or to actively engage in oral sex by using the tongue, mouth, or lips to stimulate a fungi’s or fungal’s naughty bits.
Peppa, can you vigour my vim with a suck and a rim? Give Daddy a treat—his favourite little truffle pyg. Oink.
by Mr. Wu December 12, 2024
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truffledogging

truffledogging (verb)

1. Human Edition: The art of digging through the same junk pile, drawer, or bag over and over again, convinced the thing you lost must be there, only to find everything but what you're looking for. Inevitably, the lost item resurfaces three days later in plain sight, mocking you.

2. Dog Edition: When your dog goes full chaotic archaeologist, tearing through blankets, pillows, and pile of laundry, launching objects into orbit, all in pursuit of crumbs, forgotten toys, or literally nothing. Bonus points if they leave a scene of pure devastation.

Example: "My dog started truffledogging on the couch last night. He didn’t find food, but I found my ex’s sock from 2019."

Origins: Combines “truffle hunting” (thanks, pigs) with “dogging” (thanks, chaos). Together, they form a perfect storm of fruitless effort and glorious mess.

Submitted by Melissa, professional truffledogger
Example 1: "Spent 45 minutes truffledogging through my backpack for my wallet. Found gum, a fork, and the will to live. No wallet."

Example 2: "My dog started truffledogging on the couch last night. He didn’t find food, but I found my ex’s sock from 2019."
by MistycMissy-Muse January 9, 2025
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truffledogging

Truffledogging (verb)

1. Human Edition: The art of digging through the same junk pile, drawer, or bag over and over again, convinced the thing you lost must be there, only to find everything but what you're looking for. Inevitably, the lost item resurfaces three days later in plain sight, mocking you.

2. Dog Edition: When your dog goes full chaotic archaeologist, tearing through blankets, pillows, and laundry, launching objects into orbit, all in pursuit of crumbs, forgotten toys, or literally nothing. Bonus points if they leave a scene of pure devastation.

Origins: Combines “truffle hunting” (thanks, pigs) with “dogging” (thanks, chaos). Together, they form a perfect storm of fruitless effort and glorious mess.

Submitted by Melissa, professional truffledogger
Example #1: "Spent 45 minutes truffledogging through my backpack for my wallet. Found gum, a fork, and the will to live. No wallet."

Example #2: "My dog started truffledogging on the couch last night. He didn’t find food, but I found my ex’s sock from 2019."
by MistycMissy-Muse January 9, 2025
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truffles

a cat who is a bad bad bad bad bad bad boy. owned by zachary stephen province. an advid nettspend listener
Truffles is a very banner doi keeble cat
by kax doible banner February 11, 2025
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truffle drizzle

When she's laying on her back giving head and sweat runs down your ass crack and balls then goes up her nostrils
She laid on her back and let me run her throat and my sweaty truffle drizzle went up her nose so she made me stop
by Dr.FistHer March 13, 2025
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Truffle digging

When law enforcement arbitrarily stops or forces interaction under false premise.
" got stopped by the police yesterday, he kept truffle digging to why he pulled me over"
by GrindinFooL March 18, 2025
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