Purple Trombone

Love trumpet

She liked the flowers so much, I even got her to play the purple trombone.

by Neil H May 27, 2004

Tromboning

Tromboning-Adjective
the act of stuffing a trombone (instrument) up a womens vagina.

1: bro what did you do last night?
2: I was tromboning this chick so hard.

by the bineapple man November 8, 2020

Rusty Trombone

Damn! I had to read 53 WRONG definitions of the RUSTY TROMBONE! It has nothing to do with gay dudes, reach arounds, or assholes. It's when you fuck a chick ON HER PERIOD, then she immediatly blows you. Blood has a distinct taste that can well be described as...rusty.

Guy#1: Yeah, so did you hear Blake was dating that weird, goth, "Twilight" chick?
Guy#2: Hey, I bet he gets the old rusty trombone no sweat.

red wings

by dawnpatrol February 18, 2011

tromboned

total annihilation from cannabis intoxication

I'm tromboned out of my curlers!

by twed April 23, 2004

Rusty Trumbone

It's a trumbone that's rusty, in fact...it's so rusty that it has been considered the most rustiest item in all of rustiness history!

Damn, that rusty trumbone is very rusty!

by Zeton the turtle September 19, 2018

rusty trombone

When engaged in anal sex you take your dick out and it has shit on it. Your partner then starts to suck your dick and makes you say something due to pleasure.

She just didn't suck my dick she gave me a rusty trombone.

by spazzy690 March 22, 2011

trombone scone

a trombone scone is what happens when zack armstrong goes for a swim lol i know because laura bell told me this during our hot steamy pillow fight last night

oh my god it was bearly there he was like a total trombone scone next time were gonna wait a ehile after he goes swimming that was just disapointing

by tehe zack you know February 6, 2005