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Crop Misting

When someone lets out a wet fart while walking away, leaving behind a nasty “mist” for others to walk through. Like crop dusting, but damper, messier, and way more offensive.
"The maintenance workers refused to clean up the homeless womans Crop Misting trail"
by 1800shawngay September 28, 2025
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Crop dusting

When a man is having anal intercourse with a female and he spins her on his dick while she is squirting.
He told me to start crop dusting and I told him not again
by john dusting April 8, 2024
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Reverse crop dust

When a person farts and that said person uses a fan of any kind to blow the stench in the victims’ path.
“Dude! Rick got me with a gnarly reverse crop dust with his box fan, it was terrible!”
by Tdriz July 11, 2022
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Canine crop dusting

When dogs keep walking while pooping; oftentimes, crossing over onto sidewalk or street
It’s such a pain to walk Snuffles because she keeps canine crop dusting the sidewalk.
by Uncle Buck, Tennessee July 15, 2025
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Crop-dust

Crop-dusting /ˈkräp ˌdəst/ is the noun of the word Crop-Dusting describing the action of blowing marijuana in the from of smoke at some one, in particularly the face/nose and mouth , this person may or may not wish to inhale the smoke though. This is not only for marijuana and may be used referring to any or all drug that can be used in the form of a vapor or smoke. While this action has been popular since the 1960s this phrase has been keyed in the 21 century.
John: Why isn't Jimmy smoking?
Tom: I don't know!
John: We should go Crop-Dust him!

Tom:Sure
by HarrytheStoner July 16, 2018
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Crop Circle

When your cornrows have a bald spot.
"Snoop Dogg had to change his hairstyle so he wouldn't start getting a Crop Circle."
by IsItNeilWithAK September 4, 2016
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Tend to my crops

A mock-authoritative phrase used to degrade or assert dominance in a medieval or fantasy roleplay setting. Often said to a person of color when they’re misbehaving. Meant to be exaggerated and dramatic, not taken seriously.
Quandairus stop pestering the women and tend to my crops
by ANDREWTHEFALLEN July 11, 2025
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