by KaOsDrAcO January 23, 2017
a stand-in for the pejorative use of the words "shit" and "bullshit"; a parental favorite for expressing exasperation whilst still maintaining a fascade of decorum.
note: to be said quickly, as a single word, alternatively spelled crapperoo.
note: to be said quickly, as a single word, alternatively spelled crapperoo.
by unluckypirate September 01, 2008
We maintain a list of our worst five suppliers and we keep an eye on them. These are the crap of the crop folks!
by Dima R. November 12, 2008
(Noun) (killur krap) Mushy poo exiting at high velocity through the rectal cavity leaving you in a cold clammy sweat.
The kind of POO that killed Elvis.
(Verb)
When you eat a lumberjack slam at Lennys at 5 am and you have to take a "killer crap" 15 minutes later.
The kind of POO that killed Elvis.
(Verb)
When you eat a lumberjack slam at Lennys at 5 am and you have to take a "killer crap" 15 minutes later.
(Noun)
He wiped the sweat from his brow and said "Man,...That was a killer crap". "I wouldnt go in that bathroom for bout 35 forty five minutes"
He wiped the sweat from his brow and said "Man,...That was a killer crap". "I wouldnt go in that bathroom for bout 35 forty five minutes"
by Ivan Vila June 30, 2006
1.) Same as "Shit on a Shingle"
4½ oz. spam
1 cups milk
2 tbs. butter
¼ cup flour
Salt and pepper
6 slices bread
Melt butter in pan, add Spam. Cook 2-3 minutes to brown. Add flour and mix with dried beef . Add milk (reserve ¼ cup for later), salt & pepper. Bring to boil. Add remaining milk to thin to your desired likeness. Serve over toast or waffles.
4½ oz. spam
1 cups milk
2 tbs. butter
¼ cup flour
Salt and pepper
6 slices bread
Melt butter in pan, add Spam. Cook 2-3 minutes to brown. Add flour and mix with dried beef . Add milk (reserve ¼ cup for later), salt & pepper. Bring to boil. Add remaining milk to thin to your desired likeness. Serve over toast or waffles.
by jeffbo April 11, 2009
A phrase used to describe something of which the chances of achieving said thing are so low, doing so feels like winning the lottery.
Father: Don't get depressed about not getting that scholarship son; it was a crap shot at best. Out of the thousands that applied for it, they awarded it to two, maybe three people. I’ve applied for jobs I knew I was 100% qualified for and would have made an excellent employee. I never heard anything.
Son: Why?
Father: Because they get so many applicants that someone even seeing my resume is a 500 to 1 shot.
Son: Rather like that scholarship. Although I had the grades and other requirements, so many other people applied that the odds of even hearing from them were like one on a thousand.
Father: Exactly, it was a crap shot. But, although it’s a crap shot, keep trying. Some day you’ll be the one guy in a 1000 they select.
Son: Why?
Father: Because they get so many applicants that someone even seeing my resume is a 500 to 1 shot.
Son: Rather like that scholarship. Although I had the grades and other requirements, so many other people applied that the odds of even hearing from them were like one on a thousand.
Father: Exactly, it was a crap shot. But, although it’s a crap shot, keep trying. Some day you’ll be the one guy in a 1000 they select.
by Anonymous August 08, 2004
The more socially acceptable form of "holy shit," often used by shows such as Family Guy to slip past the FCC.
Prison Inmate: Holy crap! That sure was an excellent anal adventure, wouldn't you say so, Nick Carter?
Nick Carter: Holy crap, that hurt.
Nick Carter: Holy crap, that hurt.
by Bubba December 12, 2004