Milk first

Ur an evil person if you pour the milk before the cereal. So stop it... >:(

HOW DARE YOU POUR THE MILK FIRST

by REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE123 May 15, 2019

first gear

adjective: a lazy, drifting shuffle, usually performed by directionless, lower class people who have total lack of ambition and an oblivious disregard for people in a hurry. Commonly seen in parking lots, busy intersections, and Wal-Mart.

"Can you believe the crackhead driving that hoopty snatched my parking space 'cause those biatches was strolling across the lot in first gear?"

"Dayam!! I'll never make this light with those losers crossing the street in first gear. Get a fucking job!"

by psychobabble July 29, 2008

first corn

What you scream out the day after you and your buddies were eating corn, so you can show them the corn in your crap.

Yes!!!! I got first corn bitches!

by Austin Way October 21, 2005

The First Time

The best fricking movie on the planet

Person 1: Hey do you have any movie recommendations my dude?
Person 2: WATCH THE FIRST TIME ITS A

19532890494/10 MUST WATCH

by sechilds02 February 5, 2017

safety first

safety first:
1) loves to rage
2) tour is life
3) the brothers past mascot
4) slinging bunk yay on lot
5) trying to talk to all the ladies

"safety first brah!!!"

by coolgirl April 18, 2005

First Fuck

A First Fuck is the first time a guy gets his cherry busted.

My First Fuck was when I was twelve years old - it was my older teen-age cousin, but I told him to stop because it felt like I was going to poop!

by USAF Cadet February 8, 2021

FIRST DICKING

When someone posts a new blog and you comment FIRST before reading the blog.

I'll just use first dicking on MySpace awards center's blog so I can FINALLY be first.

by Noeli July 18, 2007