by Where's my urethra February 21, 2019
Get the Dirty fantamug. The act of aborting in front of your husband while being sexually assaulted by a group of angry mexicans
by BogusAnalus February 1, 2021
Get the Dirty Bobessamug. The combination of liquid and aerosol felt when an automatic toilet mistakenly flushes, post-business but pre-standing-up.
Student 1: (Audibly crying and whimpering in a restroom stall)
Student 2: Hey bro. Are you alright?
Student 1: (Behind stall door) No. I forgot to put toilet paper over the motion sensor on the toilet, and I got a Dirty Bidet... I have 4 more hours of classes! (Crying continues)
Student 2: (Shudders, shakes his head with sympathy, and walks away)
Student 2: Hey bro. Are you alright?
Student 1: (Behind stall door) No. I forgot to put toilet paper over the motion sensor on the toilet, and I got a Dirty Bidet... I have 4 more hours of classes! (Crying continues)
Student 2: (Shudders, shakes his head with sympathy, and walks away)
by Colibear August 24, 2016
Get the Dirty Bidetmug. Shoving a cactus up your ass and then having loving anal sex so the piece of shit of a cheater can feel the spikes. After the anal sex, u snap the dick and the cactus in half, as revenge for the guy cheating on u with another guy.
Alex: 'Damn bro I can't believe u 'dirty tuan'ed ur ex.'
Me: 'Ikr he deserved it that bitch'
Alex: 'why do u use a cactus tho?'
Me: ' its just symbolic of how much of a prick he is'
Me: 'Ikr he deserved it that bitch'
Alex: 'why do u use a cactus tho?'
Me: ' its just symbolic of how much of a prick he is'
by taekook bros June 7, 2020
Get the dirty tuanmug. A dirty Lasse is when you where at your parents house for a while and you finally come home and have the urge to masturbate,
which results in a very quick masturbation session. The masturbation material is secondary and is to a high percentage an ugly girl or animal porn.
which results in a very quick masturbation session. The masturbation material is secondary and is to a high percentage an ugly girl or animal porn.
We better not disturb him he is pulling of a dirty Lasse.
When I am finally home it's dirty Lasse time!
When I am finally home it's dirty Lasse time!
by Darkmaster1422 April 14, 2020
Get the dirty lassemug. by Dirtyturnerenthusiast February 13, 2019
Get the Dirty Turnermug. by Dances on Rocks November 15, 2015
Get the Dirty Marmotmug.