white-glove test

A test to certify completion or acceptability; administered in a manner and possibly by a party representing an almost inhuman ideal of precision, thouroughness, and attention to detail.

I detailed the car for hours, but the greasy steering wheel did me in during the white-glove test.

by imp777 January 26, 2004

Tessa

Tessa is an angel. She is the person I will cherish for the rest of my life. She is unique, beautiful, amazing, kind, loving, determined, incredible, ingenious, and amazing. Her favorite flowers are orchids and she loves wild cherry pepsi. She's the girl that makes everyone turn their head when they walk past. The girl that makes the sun look dark by comparison. She makes you feel like a better person just being with her. She makes you feel invincible.

Her smile is the most beautiful thing this world has to offer. It's more precious than diamonds and miracles combine. It is something that will make your jaw drop every time you see it. It is something that you would fight and die for.

Her eyes are the most gorgeous thing that anyone could possibly ever look at. They are millions of facets of color and will hold you captivated in time. You forget everything else exists just by looking into her eyes. because they are the most precious thing on this earth, second only, to her smile.

Tessa is my angel. My Helen. My Juliet. My Aphrodite. She is the reason I can make it through the day and she...is the most precious thing in my world. She is my love. She is my life. And she is my heart.

Tessa....there are no examples of Tessa other than herself, any attempt at an example would be beyond pathetic compared to even the memory of Tessa.

by Roman94 January 18, 2011

belly button test

When preparing to perform cunnilingus on a woman of questionable hygiene, the act of slowly kissing from the breasts downward. If, by the arrival at the belly button, no odor is detected, one can surmise that it is safe to proceed. The detection of odor during the belly button test, on the other hand, is a dire indicator of the presense of vagimite. Reverse course immediately and escort female to the nearest clinic.

See also: vaginosis, stank, yeasty.

Guy #1: Dude, I was hookin up with this redhead hottie from the bar, but I started to go down on her and she failed the BB-Test!
Guy #2: My sister is such a whore.

by CPatch January 31, 2005

Alabama High-Test

Sweet stinky weed grown mostly by hicks in the backwoods of Alabama.

I got a pound of Alabama High-Test that I'm trying to get to Tennessee.

by Ketch13 February 19, 2009

Tessa

Tessa is the girl that without her in your life, your heart would break.
That without her you'd be spending the rest of your nights awake.

Without Tessa you couldn't eat.
Tessa will always be the last thing on your mind before you will to sleep.

Tessa is the nicest thing that you will ever have, and will always be your favorite girl. Is the type that will be irreplaceable.

by yours dearly. October 8, 2010

Finger Test

A test used to determine the smell of a vagina. You get a little on your finger, give your partner a hug and when they are not looking, you smell your fingers to see if you want to put your mouth there.

"I didn't need to give her the finger test. I could smell it threough her pants."

by creedmoor October 11, 2004

Tessa Tuesday

A national holiday where when u see Tessa Bay u violently shake saying omg it’s Tessa Tuesday

OMG it’s TeSsA TUESDAY

by Aaaccckkk112233445566778899101 October 10, 2021