testicles

a useless organ that make men's life worse by giving them an erection at the worst times and hurting to the slightest touch

bro my testicles hurt so much. or: bro why do i always get hard its all because of theses damn testicles.

by Xxur_mom69420xX November 4, 2021

retractile testicle

When you have one of your nuts shoot back up into it’s nut hole while you’re making sweet love to your lady or sitting in an uncomfortable position. AKA “ghost nut”.

David: “Mike’s sack looks lopsided. He must have retractile testicle.”
Kyle: mother fucker’s got the Ghost Nut!

by Guynurse January 10, 2018

Mesopotamian testicle tag

An ancient Mesopotamian game that involves a tagger chasing the other members of the game, when he gets near the members he will punch there testicle area as hard as they physically can, this happens until the tagger gives up or punches everyone’s balls. The female version of this is Mayan Cunt catching where it’s a girl hitting a vagina of other girls as hard as they can with the same rules

“Ok class today instead of doing basketball, we’re gonna play Mesopotamian testicle tag“

by KanyeEast88 December 13, 2024

Testicles

The two balls inside ya body infested with sperm

His testicles have lots of sperm

by bigrolly August 26, 2021

testicle margaritta

a testicle margaritta is a brand of tv... or at least that is what i think it is if that is not what it is then i must of gotn it mixed up with: when a girl smothers a cock with cheese and tomato paste and then nibbles it off until she has accidentaly eaten the guys boogers

last night my mother brought a testicle margaritta

by kyah and holly July 6, 2008

testicle

balls nigga , good ol' balls , a more professional term is douchebag , bag of balls..etc , it means nice

my mom is such a testicle

by shanyalabaad January 13, 2022

typical testicle

The male version of a basic bitch.

He doesn't have a chance with me! He's such a typical testicle.
Bro...don't be a typical testicle.

by ThingsIJustCantSayOutLoud October 14, 2014