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teacher

a person who loves to give you homework over the weekends, like five days a week isn't enough. They take away all of your time.
Teacher
by Nike overlord December 7, 2016
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Teacher's pet

Someone who allways follows all the rules and dose what the teacher says and tells on anyone els when there braking rules or a rule.

Also this dosent just go for telling a teacher it can also go for anyone els like a adult , babysitter or a boss ect. It just teacher because there are more rules in school and more people will tell
Jack: Mr.John Jimmy has his phone in class

Jimmy: No I don't it's in my locker

Jack: I saw you put it in your pocket

Mr.John: Give me your phone Jimmy, thank you for telling me Jack

Jack: Your welcome

Mr.John: Jimmy you should always follow the rules, like Jack here

Jimmy: Jack your a teacher's pet

Jack: Mr.John Jimmy called me a teacher's pet
by Just a name267 January 27, 2018
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Teacher

A person who helps you with problems you would never have without them.
“I hate teachers
by BlueSh1ft June 23, 2021
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history teacher

a teacher who teaches things you will never use and eventually forget entirely, but things they're the most important things to know in the universe.
"Ugh. My History teacher is the worst. They assinged us an essay we didn't know about until now that's due tomorrow!"
"I know, right?"
by IAMSPEED January 23, 2020
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math teacher

dumbest bitch to exist. watches porn on school computer. total creep.
Person 1: whose's that, is that joe?
Person 2: no, that's a math teacher.
by leoanardodavinci March 18, 2020
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teacher

dickholes who try to give you bad grades when you work your ass off. fortunately i havent had any teacher give me less than a b so far in high school but there are fuckers who will screw your ass over and fail you when you should be getting an A because they hate you or are jealous of your talents. in all, teachers can go gag on a dick because they fuck up people's future in highschool
student: what happened to my project that i worked 5 hours on?

teacher: i lost it too bad u get an F!!!!!!!! HAHA

student: FUCK YOU BITCH BURN IN HELL SUCKING SATANS DICK
by TTT76 October 4, 2009
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teachers

Teachers are people who have chosen the profession of (hopefully) imparting knowledge, creating understanding, assisting in application of the knowledge and understanding, and assisting & motivating kids to attain higher-level thinking skills.
Most of those I know are caring, dedicated and work 11 months a year (yes, during the summer) and 7 days a week, 12 hours a day M-F during the school year.
Of course, as with any profession, you have lame-os and deadbeats.
The pay sucks if you work in one of the "Education? Why Bother?" states, like Arizona.
But, watching kids actually try to learn, take standardized test after test (thank you GWBush) and still maintain a sense of humor and enthusiasm makes it worthwhile.
On the downside: Parents who are less than useless, kids who are totally unmotivated and chose to destroy the learning environment and the administration that supports that (thankfully not all administrators are like that) for fear of Karla's mom getting angry that Karla won't be moving to 8th grade... Yes, in Arizona if the kid fails every class and misses 85 days of school, the parent can override the teachers' recommendations to retain the kid.
Julio wrote a letter that said, "If it weren't for my teachers, I'd think all adults were drug addicts and losers."

Pretty cool! My teachers lined up on the last day of school so we could throw pies in their faces!

I have had some astoundingly good teachers and some abysmally bad teachers.

The contributors for some of these "teachers" entries really should have been paying attention to their teachers, then wouldn't look like such asswipes by their horrid use of language and spelling skills which testify to their dumbfuckery.
by Kathleen Feld October 26, 2007
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