Theis Tax is the way of checking the validity of a win/loss against the Houston Rockets. If the Rockets were beaten, Theis Tax would be considered if the NBA Center known as Daniel Theis was active during the game. If Theis Tax is present, the loss would no longer be valid. Theis Tax would also be included if a team loses to the Houston Rockets. If Daniel Theis is present during a Rockets win, the losing team is eligible for mockery, as they lost to the rockets even with Theis Tax
by DanielTheisUnAppreciater December 18, 2021

When you get back from trick or treating on Halloween and your parents inspect your stash and steal the good shit.
Me: I got full sized candy bars from the smith residence.
Friend: Oh shit, for real
Me: yea but when I got home I lost them due to the parent tax.
Friend: Oh shit, for real
Me: yea but when I got home I lost them due to the parent tax.
by GreenTag October 31, 2017

Extra money you have to spend to fix, replace, upgrade etc. because of a pet's destructive teeth
Teeth tax is commonly needed when owners have a dog that rips up its toys and you have to get the kind of toys that aren't easily destroyed, the extra money needed for these "high quality" toys, is Teeth tax
Another reason you'd need to pay teeth tax is when a pet chews up a personal belonging and it needs to be replaced
Teeth tax is commonly needed when owners have a dog that rips up its toys and you have to get the kind of toys that aren't easily destroyed, the extra money needed for these "high quality" toys, is Teeth tax
Another reason you'd need to pay teeth tax is when a pet chews up a personal belonging and it needs to be replaced
"Dang it! My ferret chewed up his hammock last night, and I'm not in the mood to pay teeth tax to get a new one!"
by Chicago Mj June 29, 2015

Any persons that has to abide by any TAX law which forces them to cover the debts of higher societal ruling class.
by Lou Minati Loves You. January 12, 2017

1. an asshole
2. a socialist
3. one whose responsibility it is to collect taxes imposed by the government on its citizens
see also tax man
2. a socialist
3. one whose responsibility it is to collect taxes imposed by the government on its citizens
see also tax man
by Ted Jones December 20, 2003

Needing locks on doors is a basic example. You step outside, shut the door, realize you locked yourself out and are stuck on the front steps in your bare feet in February. You are paying the asshole tax.
Or, at the airport, having to take off your shoes because someone once thought it was a good idea to try to blow up a plane with a shoe and someone else thought making everyone in their world take of their shoes would prevent that from ever happening again. The inconvenience is a small asshole tax. If you pick up a foot fungus from walking barefoot or sock-footed where thousands of others have, you're paying a bigger asshole tax.
Or, at the airport, having to take off your shoes because someone once thought it was a good idea to try to blow up a plane with a shoe and someone else thought making everyone in their world take of their shoes would prevent that from ever happening again. The inconvenience is a small asshole tax. If you pick up a foot fungus from walking barefoot or sock-footed where thousands of others have, you're paying a bigger asshole tax.
by Ygorl March 27, 2010

The "wife tax" is referring to the guilty present that a husband has to buy for his wife when he mad a purchase of something expensive for himself.
For example if the husband got himself a Ferrari, he might need to buy his wife a diamond necklace as a "wife tax".
by Husk January 1, 2010
