shitfuck

To kill someone with a pie to the face and a knife to the chest. You wake up the person by standing over someone holding these two things. After you kill them you place a sign on their body saying "You've been shitfucked!"

I'm gonna shitfuck that bitch bag if she fucks my boyfriend.

by Zachary Pine February 7, 2010

shitflea

1. Used to describe a person of little or no significance.
2. Someone of low social standing.
3. A vain, often trite individual.

Common will never amount to anything but a shitflea.

by Dunari January 17, 2005

Shitfaced

To get so wasted at a music festival tha you pass out and somebody uses your beard to wipe their sloppy shit from their ass crack after taking an emergency crap next to a fence (that you happened to be passed out next to)

Last night was fucked up, I woke up shitfaced and ashamed

by Othermanwithnoname June 5, 2017

Shitfag

a shitfag is someone who likes to follow people around and aggrovate the fuck out of them and has a harsh hovering smell of pure fucking shit

dude dakotah keeps aggrovating the fuck out of me at school

yeah.. hes a total shitfag you can just look at him and tell hes a shitfag

yeah.. total shitfag

hes never gonna get laid

by DanielToshington February 2, 2010

Shitfer

1. someone who has shit for brains

2. someone who enjoys shiting whilst fucking : ' ergh that shitfer did a big poo whilst we were shagging'
3. a totaly life shitter who constantly fucks up your life

' Hey, you shitfer get off my shoe i dont want it covered in your poo, there new'
' justien biber'

by Proffesor BellaBear June 15, 2010

Shitfaced

When someone gets so drunk they start talking shit. This causes a shitfaced fight where two shitfaces end up in a poor fist fight.

Man give me your keys, your too shitfaced to drive.

by Gunny20 October 27, 2014

Shitfinger

To steal or to mess up other people's things

You shitfingered my lighter.
Ive got to unshitfinger this house.

by King of alliance NE May 1, 2009