Swing Hammer

When a man gets kicked in the ass so hard his dick swings up then whips down and strikes him in the balls.

I pissed my girlfriend off so she gave me a swing hammer when I was walking away.

by ghost__16 February 19, 2008

swing a dead cat

Silly way of relating the quantity or frequency of something in terms of whether you would hit one if you swung a dead cat.

You can't swing a dead cat in that school without hitting some guy with his underwear showing.

by Coell September 23, 2005

Swinging dick gandelier

A millennial type who sheepishly changes under a towel in the locker room but gives a beeming look, or gander at every boomer dick that swings by.

As Skylar struggled under his towel to swap shorts, he took a long gander at every boomer dick as they swung by. He’s a swinging dick gandelier

by Davedale August 29, 2019

pump action swing

all the guns and blades fused into one holy grail of a weapon

u don't want to be at the business end of the pump action swing.

by theshad January 12, 2008

swing both ways

Someone who has no sexual preference to male or female, or would do either. See bi.

I usually do guys but no worries I swing both ways.

by Lindsay S June 19, 2006

Swing a dead cat

A phrase used to describe when there are a lot of something in a small area and that running into them is unavoidable. Seems to be popular with people from the burrows of Philadelphia.

"there are so many coffee joints here that you cant swing a dead cat without hitting one."

by Daddy Long Legs September 18, 2016

Swinging your Dick

A suss way to say someone is gassing themselves too much/being overly cocky/being arrogant asf/Egotist

Nathan stop “Swinging your Dick”.
Bro, Owen your “Swinging your Dick” too much.

by Slendahman December 9, 2020