Squishie

the polar opposite of the misguided term Crunchie used by Daniel Lyons of Forbes in his particulare derison ofr GNU/Linux users.

Squishie - a PHB with no understanding of technology and a lot fo arrogance and eagerness to prove themself a total and complete ass. Usually combined with statements like "To the Moon!" and "There is no free lunch."

That squishie just said that he can't allow anyone to use Linux. I suppose we will just have to tell him that he is running Linux on his servers one day.

by freecode February 3, 2004

squish

1)A new female your having sex with but don't intend on keeping around.2)A booty call.

Man, I got this new squish bringing food and dome at lunch time.

by KEVIL December 27, 2007

squibble

v. To communicate with your friends and people you like, while away from them

"Jeez, I'm not out 'til the end of the month now"
"Damn... well, make sure you squibble me sometime during the week, tell me what's goin' on, innit"
"Fo' sho'"

by Donald Kibbles October 21, 2008

squish

Becoming flaccid during a sexual act, often due to interruption, anxiety or drunkeness.

Dylan was really hard, and we were going to do it, but when we tried to put it in it went squish.

by betty soo 2 September 24, 2009

squish

adj : Crooked; cockeyed.

Origin: Newfoundland & Labrador

1. That picture's hanging kind of squish.

2. Quit walking so squish.

by Aaron.Phillips May 5, 2006

Squish

Synonymous to cool. Often used to mean above and beyond. Derived of the phrase "tight" used often in northern/bay area California. Often precedes "hella" (though in most northern regions on California)

"That hat is squish"

by jbuckwheat November 13, 2007

squish

1. A unisex term used to describe a person who has a flat or smashed face; usually due to a facial deformity, like that of Fetal Alcohol Syndrome.

2. Someone who is extremely disproportional or just unattractive in general.

3. Someone who is very ugly, and is only used for sexual pleasure. Many times a bag is put over their head while having intercourse.

Man, that girl got beat with the ugly stick. I bet she is easy though. I'm gunna hit that squish tonight.

by indiana02genius February 4, 2010