When your Spanish teacher squats sexually to write on the bottom of the whiteboard and you and your friend start laughing because your imagining him bouncing on a dick.
me: Look at Senior Davies he's squatting
friend: Oh god he's doing The Davies Squat
me: Imagine if he was naked bouncing on a dick
friend: pass the bleach
friend: Oh god he's doing The Davies Squat
me: Imagine if he was naked bouncing on a dick
friend: pass the bleach
by Dark Chocolat June 21, 2021
when one uses ones pelvis as a means to rest their aching legs in aid of vaping the dankest clouds whilst remaining comfortable and "leg stress" free
by Hos May bru August 24, 2017
When a dog lays, belly down with their legs out and spread eagle, so their genitalia is squished on the floor.
by Johnny Evangelista September 29, 2022
"Man, I don't know if I should ask Shannon out...she's so fine..."
"Ay, stop being such a fucking squat tink pussy and tap that"
"Ay, stop being such a fucking squat tink pussy and tap that"
by Vax October 05, 2007
by Squat Brat February 23, 2017
The rather strange “squeezing in” squat you see performed, mostly by women, where the individual or individuals squat down in front of a crowd during a photograph as of they feel theyre not fitting into the picture. It is believed by the person being photographed that the photographer has no ability to tell them whether or not they’re in the photo so they assume they have to squat in an effort to “squeeze in” making themselves look pretty stupid.
This pose can ruin photos pretty quickly when there are multiple people performing it. It even degrades further when only one side of the photo showcases the pose while the other side seems to have brains and know how to trust in the photographer.
This pose can ruin photos pretty quickly when there are multiple people performing it. It even degrades further when only one side of the photo showcases the pose while the other side seems to have brains and know how to trust in the photographer.
“Hey man, you got those pics from the company BBQ?”
“Oh yeah here ya go, but they were pretty bad with everyone on the left doing the picture squat”
“Oh man I see what you’re saying. It was a pretty well planned group photo, there wasn’t really th need to squeeze in.”
“Yeah, the photographer kept saying it was fine but they kept doing it. So now half of the pic looks like we have idiots working here”
“Oh yeah here ya go, but they were pretty bad with everyone on the left doing the picture squat”
“Oh man I see what you’re saying. It was a pretty well planned group photo, there wasn’t really th need to squeeze in.”
“Yeah, the photographer kept saying it was fine but they kept doing it. So now half of the pic looks like we have idiots working here”
by Bananadiles January 04, 2012