sneaky monkey

A slut that grabs your penis from behind without you knowing of it.

Dude, dont turn your back to her she is a sneaky monkey!

by BoDean and Jessica October 5, 2007

Smeaky

The smell of sodden old wetsuits or similar garments. (Derogatory)

I opened my sports bag to find my pair of smeaky trainers I wore when I went sailing.

by Jaffa November 30, 2003

Sneaky Peaky Poo

Adjective.
Describes the feeling of not knowing whether you have shit your pants or not.

Holy shit, did i just get the feeling of a sneaky peaky poo?!?!?!?!?!?!?!!?!
LOL, did you see the look on that guys face? I know he's thinking SNEAKY PEAKY POO!

by PPPPAAAAABBBBBBLLLLLLOOOOOWWWWW June 11, 2006

Sneaky Sunday

The phrase "Sneaky Sunday" resulted from a group of individuals who would frequently head out to the bars for a few drinks on a Sunday, often just to watch some football, and the next thing you know were shutting down the place and taking down numbers. When asked about the night, they’d simply say it was a "sneaky” Sunday. This saying began to get traction and soon others started using it for everything that was "sneaky”--a restaurant that nobody knew about, an unexpectedly fun night, or even someone at work who was "sneaky" hot. It quickly became an everyday part of our vocabulary and any night other than Friday or Saturday could become "sneaky" when it involved any social activity.

Let's make it a sneaky sunday tonight... who cares about work tomorrow.

by Christopher Tuff April 16, 2008

Sneaky Snowman

When you come up behind someone stick a carrot in their mouth and fuck them in the ass.

"See that hoe over there? I gave her the sneaky snowman and she tried to eat the carrot."
"Dude, that's a donkey."

by goupy August 19, 2011

Sneaky Sanchez

When a person surreptitiously gives their sexual partner a dirty sanchez by giving himself a dirty sanchez in secret and then kissing their unknowing partner thus applying the sneaky sanchez to their upper lip without them knowing.

Kyle smeared poo across his upper lip before his wife came home from work. Giving her a big kiss as she came through the door he applied the sneaky sanchez.

by dw6245 January 23, 2009

Sneaky Nancy

There are three steps to a sneaky nancy.

1. Before sex, the girl asks the guy if she has protection, and the guy says "yes, right here" and shows her a condom in its wrapper. But he DOESN'T put it on before having sex.

2. When the guy is about to cum, he punches the girl in the head (knocking her out) pulls out, and then jizzes in her hair, and gives her a crazy hair-do with it.

3. Finally, before leaving, he puts the un-opened condom in the girls mouth for her to find when she wakes up.

Joe: Dude, what happened with you and Bridgette last night?
Fred: Hahaha i totally gave her a Sneaky Nancy!
Joe: Seriously? Bad idea...you know she has the clap, right?
Fred: ...OH SH%#

by tc&smtotallydidthis June 2, 2009