Spread Lobster

A sex position where the woman is up on her hands and legs with back facing the floor (similar to "crab walk")with spread legs while a man thrusts on his knees.

Hey baby, you wanna try some spread lobster tonight?

by GoobSnatch August 12, 2017

spread of bread

When you spread your legs apart and then you quickly slam them back together to create a leg sandwich hence spread of bread

“She did the spread of bread last night”

by Created by: Dickle#2&3 October 14, 2017

spread your toes

Spread your toes: To die, to expire to cease to exist. A common and almost humorous way to express death.

To “Spread your toes”. When did uncle Matt spread his toes? “Oh:He spread his toes on July 9th” To die, to punch out, to crap out.

Strictly speaking a description of a death.

by Gregg The Lawrencville Hunkey April 22, 2018

Spreadshite

The creation of spreadsheets to track other spreadsheets to track project details managed just fine by other types of software. Just like the floating mystery turd left behind after a toilet clog, spreadshite gives off an awful smell, is difficult to clean up, and is difficult to pin on any one person... but everyone knows who did it.

Spreadshite is usually encountered when members of management only know how to use Excel and are resistant to learning new tools to do their fucking job.

The marketing manager couldn't be bothered to learn Kanban, so instead he required his team to update sheets and sheets of spreadshite by hand.

by suuuper_b June 11, 2018

spreading the goose

Spreading your vagina on a Twich stream.

Dude, she was totally spreading the goose to increase subs. She'll make partner for sure!

by 2dFx October 16, 2018

Spiter's K

It's when someone only uses the letter K in a text message

Person 1: Is it cool if I fix your 401k tomorrow?
Person 2: K
Person 1: Stop using the Spiter's K

by Yahhoun December 20, 2018

spite uncite

The act of removing citations to another person's work from your own paper out of malice or resentment. This is most relevant to academic fields of research, though could be applied in other contexts as well.

"Dr. Smith was so condescending today that I am going to spite uncite him from my upcoming paper in Science!"

by Lady Beni January 29, 2019