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kettle speak

Hey chee.
I see chu.
Yammas.
Going Ham.
Heard That.
Mort.

We use kettle speak.
by klmonpuyt February 25, 2011
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Spacknell

1.A spacknell is a name given to a idiot. It is derived from the word spastic which nowadays is used to insult anyone whether they be In a mental state of mind or not.

2.Spacknell is also a thing you find in rivers. see rivers}
1.Oi mate your a spacknell you can't kick the ball straight.
2.Did you see that green spotted spacknell.
by Makey June 28, 2006
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spackazoid

"ahh you're such a spackazoid!"
by Chazzy_D August 24, 2007
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spacktacular

Same as spactastic, but stronger. Play on the word "spectacular". Usually spoken, not written.
"That was truly spacktacular."
by David Linfield December 26, 2008
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spacker taxi

A non emergency ambulance. Used to transport people of disbility to various engagements. Including but not confined to: hospital appointments and, back home again
Nurse: Will you be able to make it to your appointment on the 19th?
Patient: Yeah, don't worry. I'll take the spacker taxi.
by morpethrob January 7, 2008
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speak chocolate

To speak chocolate is to possess the ability to text message or do anything else with the unbelievably unintuitive LG cell phone the Chocolate
Jack- Yo, send John a TM with my phone and tell him were not going to the movie

Jill- I cant, you know i dont speak chocolate
by diatonix February 23, 2008
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Speaker Shock

The complete numbness and paralysis caused upon sudden realisation that you still have your speaker volume turned up loudly.

This realisation usually comes when the following occurs:

a) The windows shutdown theme plays
b) You roll over a movie trailer advert
c) You decide to watch some porn

When Speaker Shock is engaged, the victim feels the need to blindly press ANYTHING, be it connected to the computer or not, in order to get it to stop.
Oh man, I got total Speaker Shock after playing Team Fortress last night, when I decided to toss the salad. My mom was in the next room!
by stereo_world February 11, 2009
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