George: "Hi Jill, I know we've only been dating for 6 weeks, but I feel it's time to take our relationship to the next level. Will you marry me?"
Jill: "Um... I don't think we should see each other anymore."
George's Friend Ronald: "Smooth Move X-lax"
Jill: "Um... I don't think we should see each other anymore."
George's Friend Ronald: "Smooth Move X-lax"
by rus! January 13, 2009
Get the smooth move x-lax mug.A term used describe the smooth, sexy, hairless physique of the typical asian male. Sashimi-smooth was first published in the now controversial article "Gay or Asian?" in Details Magazine, April 2004.
It is primarily used by rice queen's and is occasionally used to describe non-asian men.
This term is very flexible as it does not need to apply to the whole body. Definition 3 below provides an example of this.
Note: Describing someone as sashimi smooth does not mean said person is gay, nor does it mean the person describing someone as sashimi smooth is gay.
It is primarily used by rice queen's and is occasionally used to describe non-asian men.
This term is very flexible as it does not need to apply to the whole body. Definition 3 below provides an example of this.
Note: Describing someone as sashimi smooth does not mean said person is gay, nor does it mean the person describing someone as sashimi smooth is gay.
1. Oh wow, that guy is so hot! If only he were sashimi smooth.
2. I only date asians who are sashimi smooth.
3. roofles, that guy cant grow a beard, his face is sashimi like a 12 year old thai prostitute.
4. That guy is so hot - look at his sashimi smooth chest!
5. Oh wow - that guy would be perfect for my friend Shaun, a rice queen, who only goes for the sashimi smooth.
2. I only date asians who are sashimi smooth.
3. roofles, that guy cant grow a beard, his face is sashimi like a 12 year old thai prostitute.
4. That guy is so hot - look at his sashimi smooth chest!
5. Oh wow - that guy would be perfect for my friend Shaun, a rice queen, who only goes for the sashimi smooth.
by Shaun T August 21, 2006
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You tie a girl to a pole in a hanging position so she looks like a sloth. You then begin to anully penatrate her anus. After doing this you get two oranges and rub them around on her body. Then you shove one of the oranges into the girls vaginal orifice. This is when shit gets freeky...You now stick your penis through the orange and begin to thrust yourself upon her.
You tie a girl to a pole in a hanging position so she looks like a sloth. You then begin to anully penatrate her anus. After doing this you get two oranges and rub them around on her body. Then you shove one of the oranges into the girls vaginal orifice. This is when shit gets freeky...You now stick your penis through the orange and begin to thrust yourself upon her.
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by whoak March 12, 2010
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by cpgrad00 April 27, 2006
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Friend A: Dang, who's that with the slothgrip on Slim?
Friend B: New girlfriend. She's been hanging there all night.
Friend B: New girlfriend. She's been hanging there all night.
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