Although television is relatively stupid in general, most shows were still too classy, elegant, and intelligent for some people to watch. A TV network that "relates greatly to music" had decided to create a stereotypical show that only people with low intelligent could watch. This show has no real point other than to show people with so much tan that they look like an ugly traffic cone get into fights. The general audience of this show include: Stoners, Pregnant Teenagers, Dumb Blondes, Douchebags, and arrogant morons. Anyone with a reasonable mind and a small trace of sanity would be able to identify that this show is a bundle of crap and insults the entire country.
Jersey Whore Fan: "Yo man, you wanna watch Jersey Shore?"
Me: "No thanks, I would rather watch something more entertaining, like paint drying."
Me: "No thanks, I would rather watch something more entertaining, like paint drying."
by Jag140 August 6, 2011
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A terrible rip-off of Jersy Shore.
I never thought that they would make anything that was worse than Jersey Shore, but those money-hungry-idiot-using TV bosses managed to pull this one right out of their arses.
Description: A group of orange herpes ridden nobheads were all bunked into one house to have sex with each other and other whores from night clubs. All they seem to do is have sex, fake tan and wait... fake tan some more. Not to mention they are all uggers.
A terrible rip-off of Jersy Shore.
I never thought that they would make anything that was worse than Jersey Shore, but those money-hungry-idiot-using TV bosses managed to pull this one right out of their arses.
Description: A group of orange herpes ridden nobheads were all bunked into one house to have sex with each other and other whores from night clubs. All they seem to do is have sex, fake tan and wait... fake tan some more. Not to mention they are all uggers.
Girl: Lyk omg r u gunna wach that Geordie Shore
Boy: Wht? u mean Jersey Shore?
Girl: lyk no, lyke literary the English version
Boy: Nah, even i don't stoop that low...
Boy: Wht? u mean Jersey Shore?
Girl: lyk no, lyke literary the English version
Boy: Nah, even i don't stoop that low...
by TheNicestOne June 17, 2011
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How to make a Slore Cocktail: ½ ounce Grenadine, 4 ounces Sunny D Orange juice, 2 ½ ounces Triple Sec, turned into a slush with shaved ice and served with a round lollipop for stirring & sucking.
Who wants to make me a Slore?
How to make a Slore Cocktail: ½ ounce Grenadine, 4 ounces Sunny D Orange juice, 2 ½ ounces Triple Sec, turned into a slush with shaved ice and served with a round lollipop for stirring & sucking.
Who wants to make me a Slore?
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