Seelie

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Seelie is very short and thinks she's funny but I'm funnier.

by not belac January 30, 2022

Seeing red

Overdosing on Viagra turns your vision red. Not only are you hard, you are seeing red, permanently.

I took too much of the little blue pill and now I am seeing red all of the time.

by Notplayin October 5, 2018

crack sealing

A way Eroldo Scotia scams the government by pretending to fix cracks in the asphault

we were crack sealing when all of a sudden Eroldo said, "oh booooy"

by uncleSuckSuck June 4, 2018

Sealioning

Trying to engage in a controversial yet civil debate and requesting evidence from someone who refuses to provide such evidence to back up their claims.
Used to demonize one who requests evidence or proof of claims, based on assumptions about their character and intent.
Can be used to conceal your dishonesty by putting the blame on the one who tries to engage you in a debate.

Person A : Can you give me a link to a study or article that validates your claim ?
Person B : This sealioning is appalling, I can read your mind and I know for a fact that you are concealing your malicious intent behind false civility. You are a troll and as such not worthy of evidence. Redeem yourself by getting rid of your critical thinking and accepting the validity of my claims.

Person C : I have been abducted by aliens and infected with one of their viruses, but thankfully Jesus came down on Earth to save me using homeopathy.
Person D : Prove it !
Person C : This is sealioning ! How DARE you ?!

by Prince_Crimson June 29, 2017

Seefing

To discreetly work your way into a girl's pants.

Bill: Hey man, weren't you seefing?
Joe: Not anymore man, turns out she was 87.

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by ImArealNigga December 12, 2012

Seeding

The act of being on ones period. When a woman is seeding, she is hating her life on her period. To end seeding, one must ingest large amounts of chocolate to destroy the seed tree growing inside her belly.

Girl One- "Hey, did you know there's chocolate all over your face?"
Girl Two- "YES! I'M SEEDING OK!"

by catsgomeowmeow October 3, 2009

Sealioning

Attempting to argue with someone who doesn't want to hear opposing arguments.

I ranted online about people I hate, and he started sealioning me so I just blocked him.

by Boredman February 14, 2017