Science Pimp

A term founded at Trent Univeristy by the great Biochemistry Majors Daniel Lustig and Jasper Boychuck in thier first year of thier studies.

1.One who greatly excels in the field(s) of Biology, Chemistry or Physics and has absolutely no respect for Arts Majors and fellow students aiming to "achieve" a Bachelor of Arts Degree.

2.A student who pimps Science with great ease, producing high quality lab reports and test results with last minute effort whilst maintaining his/her status at the top of their class.

3. Daniel Lustig

Student 1:"Hey what did you get on that test Dan?"
Dan: "I did well"
Student: "What's 'well'"
Dan: "Like 90 something"
Student: "Dan I hate you"
Dan: "That's because I'm a science pimp, bitches" *Harlem Shake at the Wake Dance*

by Lustig December 10, 2008

scapegoatse

one who is being accused by a tremendous asshole for gross assholery, regardless of whether they have committed an act of assholishness, in order to deflect attention from the accusing asshole's asshole behavior.

Kanye West became a scapegoatse for George W. Bush, when Bush blamed West for the all time worst moment of his presidency.

by Loco Luko November 5, 2010

Scibelied

To walk out of school with no purpose other than being tired of everyone’s bullshit.

Did you hear about Jim last week? He scibelied so fucking hard.

by VeryCrustySocks February 28, 2018

Science

Way too much fucking information that no one on the planet needs to know.

Having short nails eases fingering. That's science kid.

by $weet$ March 13, 2018

scapebobbing

When you make a mistake or miscalculation and rather than take responsibility you simply blame your colleague, Bob. Akin to scapegoating, just with a specific target named "Bob".

Steve: "Um, I think that issue was supposed to be addressed by Bob's subcommittee."

Alan: "Steve, it sounds like you're scapebobbing again."

Steve: "Dang, foiled again!"

by AbleCitizen October 4, 2018

Mexican Science

Used in a similar context to "Jury Rig", although more common in areas with a significant population of Mexican immigrants to describe a sometimes comically low-tech, but nevertheless effective method of fixing or building something. Often characterized by quick fixes that can cause new problems, which are them quick-fixed and so on.

The car's doors were different colors, The mirrors had been duct taped back on, and the body had been welded together in several places. I doubted the car had been serviced in 10 years, but somehow kept going thanks to Mexican Science.

We didn't have a recording studio, so we recorded by jacking our amps into a mixer and recording onto the audio track of a VCR. (A scenario which can be described as Mexican Science)

by Garboth May 22, 2008

Bullshit science

(n) A psuedo-scientific explanation, where the speaker uses scientific-sounding words to make his made-up nonsense sound legit.

The following is Joe trying to appear smart by explaining rain using bullshit science:

Well the water is sucked up by a celestial vacuum using the power of suction, then after some conversion and rotation, is drizzled on Toronto with the universal gardening hose.

by AlphaOkami March 16, 2011