schrodinger's boyfriend

Common false spelling of schrödinger's boyfriend. Which means: He's both your boyfriend and not your boyfriend until the metaphorical box is opened.

Girl: "I have a boyfriend!" - Translation: I have schrodinger's boyfriend, demonstrate to me your high value and I'll like you anyway.

by CHorta13 September 16, 2017

Schrodinger's Glory Hole

Your dick is being sucked through a ragged hole in a restroom wall. On the other side of the wall is either a man or woman, you can't be sure. Therefore, until you find out, you are simultaneously straight and a faggot.

Best bet in strange restrooms is to keep your dick in your pants unless urinating to avoid any unfortunate Schrodinger's Glory Hole situations.

by Scott Pruittt June 25, 2019

Schrodinger's BJ

the philosophic inquiry which asks: What would you feel first when sucking your own penis? The sensation of your penis being sucked, or the feeling of you sucking a penis.

After years of study of the psyche and your nerves, I believe the answer to Schrodinger's BJ is that you would feel you sucking a penis before you feel the senation of your penis being sucked.

by BoredHog March 28, 2021

Schrodinger's Bait

A comment or internet post of such unbelievably idiotic origins that the the poster must then wait to see what the reaction is before deciding if it is truly what he believes or if he has "baited" all of the people responding negatively.
Like Schrodinger's Cat is both alive and dead until the box is opened and the observer sees which one it is, Schrodinger's Bait is both genuine and a prank until the post is up and the creator has to start cleaning up the pile of shit he let loose.

That's not a "hot take", that's Schrodinger's Bait.

by Hugh Mungo April 7, 2022

Schrodinger's Retard

A person which says something retarded or stupid; then proceeds to cop out by saying "It's just a joke bro"

>"all you need to make a pipe bomb is redacted"
>>"You're the reason why gas cans have a combustible sign"
>"its just a joke bro"
>>"prime Schrodinger's Retard"

by Constanze Amalie July 6, 2023

Cats Schrödinger

In quantum mechanics, Cats Schrödinger In quantum mechanics is a thought experiment, that illustrates a paradox of quantum superposition. In the thought experiment, a hypothetical Schrödinger may be considered simultaneously both alive and dead as a result of its fate being linked to a random subatomic event that may or may not occur.

Hey would it be cool is i swapped Schrödingers cat with Cats Schrödinger

by Uno_Bruno October 25, 2022

Schlomit

1)A girls name that is more suited to a handsome blonde young man.
2)Can also be used to describe an idiot or fool.

1)"Hey Schlomit, how youu doing?"

2)"What a Schlomit"

by Biddlecombe99 January 28, 2009