schief

1)is when a person steels an item.
2)is where you have something stolen from you.
another word for tax, rob, theif, nick.

1) "I schiefd a sausage roll earlier, the fact its free makes it taste so much better."
2) "Some dickhead's schiefd my wallet!!"

by Ashley Jordan May 3, 2008

schover

A "she" comb-over. When a woman combs the hair on the top of her head over the top to either cover a bald spot or she's trying to have cool bangs but fails.

I went to wal-mart to see the prostetots with their celebutant wanna-be schovers.

by 814icaj May 8, 2008

Schveets

Poop; Something gotten rid of; Garbage

Fro: You Smell like Schveets
Xavier: Really? Gross i need to take a shower
Fro: Defenitly Dog

by dogggyboy67 May 27, 2009

Shivergag

When something is so gross a shiver starts at the bottom of your spine, shivers up and you gag.

Guy1: "did u see that dead horse on the side of the road?!"
guy2: "fuck yeah I did and I just shivergaged."

by Dos whevos December 11, 2011

Schiebler

Schiebler;
Normally, a german.
If woman, a sexy dirty blonde. Short. Bluie eyes. and very attractive. She wears glasses. Curvy body. Playful, and hot.
If a man, Tall, masculant, well known, burnette and stong willed.

Guy: Did you see that Schiebler chick walk in!
Guy 2: HELL YEAH MAN. She looked bitchin'!

by HaershatemecauseImcoolerthanyo October 31, 2011

Schavenfreude

Deriving pleasure from someone else's terrible moustache/ facial hair.
Also knowing that you're own moustache is far superior to theirs.

Did you hear? Some chick dumped Richard because she said she didn't like his moustache. Probably because he looks like a pedo with it. I have an enormous sense or schavenfreude right now.

by Fold nz March 4, 2013

Shivering Horse

A particularly large and unpleasant defecation.

I got drunk last night and ate Chipotle and took the most epic shivering horse this morning.

by vastwen December 5, 2014