My mom taught me to never tell my friends who I’ve done the dirty with. It’s simple southern hospitality.
by Countrybumpkin69420 January 16, 2020
Southern University is Champions
by @_@Rapster January 30, 2004
A rich/wealthy southern white woman from an agrarian background who is birthed from MANY generations of incest, raised to worship the Confederate Flag, and develops a VERY unhealthy attraction to farmyard and domestic animals in her teen years. She lives her early adult life partaking in party favors and alcohol until her parents threaten to cut her off. She usually winds up marrying:
1. A crocked politician.
2. A police officer.
3. A member of the armed forces.
4. A pastor of a Southern Baptist church.
...only to cheat on the aforementioned men with a broke, white-skin-worshipping coon named Tyrone.
When caught, she'll say "Tyrone" raped her.
He'll go to jail or 'wind up missing' and she and her good ol' boy will seek marriage counseling, renew their vows, and live happily ever after to beget more southern belles and good ol' boys.
Due to the aforementioned over-consumption of drugs and alcohol in her teens and early 20s, by the time she's 30, she'll look 45+.
1. A crocked politician.
2. A police officer.
3. A member of the armed forces.
4. A pastor of a Southern Baptist church.
...only to cheat on the aforementioned men with a broke, white-skin-worshipping coon named Tyrone.
When caught, she'll say "Tyrone" raped her.
He'll go to jail or 'wind up missing' and she and her good ol' boy will seek marriage counseling, renew their vows, and live happily ever after to beget more southern belles and good ol' boys.
Due to the aforementioned over-consumption of drugs and alcohol in her teens and early 20s, by the time she's 30, she'll look 45+.
by 800Wmarietta September 03, 2014
In the south when two men meet each other for the first time, to size up their manhoods, instead of extending their hands for a normal shake they grab each others crotch.
Hey there nice to meet you, whoa dude that's my dick you just groped.
Oh sorry I thought you were going to give me a southern handshake too.
Oh sorry I thought you were going to give me a southern handshake too.
by Johnsonb June 12, 2012
Southern Barbeque: To double team a girl with one Guy in the mouth, while the other is in either the ass or vagina. While at some point during the orgy you rotate the girl from all fours to her back or vise versa while keeping both penises inserted. Creating the PIG ROAST and having a nice Southern Barbeque… this usually occurs with a Slam Pig – no pun intended.
Guy 1: What the fuck happened last night at the party with my girlfriend?
Asshole 1: nothing I swear… she just wanted to taste a little Southern Barbeque.
Asshole 2: yah we had a little pig roast that’s all.
Guy 1: what the fuck are you talking about?
Asshole 1: like I said nothing, don’t worry about it.
Asshole 1: nothing I swear… she just wanted to taste a little Southern Barbeque.
Asshole 2: yah we had a little pig roast that’s all.
Guy 1: what the fuck are you talking about?
Asshole 1: like I said nothing, don’t worry about it.
by Dildo Nation May 14, 2007
An extremely rich, haughty, arrogant, classy southern lady. She proudly traces her ancestry back to some prestigeous slaveholding family.
by Vernon Baker February 22, 2004