Definitions by Johnsonb

Southern Handshake 

In the south when two men meet each other for the first time, to size up their manhoods, instead of extending their hands for a normal shake they grab each others crotch.

Hey there nice to meet you, whoa dude that's my dick you just groped.

Oh sorry I thought you were going to give me a southern handshake too.

Southern Handshake by Johnsonb December 14, 2012