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River

An Irish boy's name. He is a very hot, handsome, and sexy boy. All girls love him, and he is very friendly to everybody. Also some people may not like him, but those people he does not like back.
Girl#1: Man that Rivers's so hot.
Girl#2: I totally agree.
by cutiegrl4437 April 28, 2009
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River

River is a very kind and sweet human. She loves to write, exercise, and learn Japanese. She has an obsession with MCR and anything to do with outer space. She hates her body but encourages others to love theirs. She loves cats and aliens and music. She can’t eat spicy food. She loves boba tea. She loves life and wants to exist happily. She has a stuffed dog she loves

River is sad but still gorgeous

River is me.
River is just writing this to improve her self esteem
by InsertPseudonymHereLol May 16, 2019
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Tiajuana River Breeze

Typically experienced while giving your partner oral and as a result of their uncontrollable orgasmic spasms they float an air buiscuit(thats a fart) into your mouth or face.
Damn!! I was snacking on my girls junk at lunch and caught a Tiajuana River Breeze right in my face. That shit was Boodissy.
by Old Snizz Trapper May 13, 2005
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Green River

1. Gary Ridgway, the "Green River killer". Murdered over fifty people near Seattle, mostly prostitutes. Kind of like Jack the Ripper. He is the namesake of:

2. Green River, an awesome Seattle-based band in the mid-80s, arguably the inventors of grunge. Singer Mark Arm and guitarist Steve Turner later formed Mudhoney, and everyone else except the drummer later formed Mother Love Bone. Today, Jeff Ament and Stone Gossard are famous for their work in Pearl Jam.

3. An album by Creedence Clearwater Revival, their second release of 1969. A great record with many good songs, including the title track.
1. While the Green River Killer was only accounted for forty-eight murders, he claimed to be the killer of over ninty people.

2. Green River made a lot of great and influencial songs such as "Swallow My Pride".

3. Green River is a very acclaimed album, often considered CCR's best record.
by Rhymin' Simon July 15, 2009
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River

An extremely sexy american boy. All girls love him and all guys want to be him. He is always the most popular person in the crowd.
Brad Pitt is such a river!
by thebeast000 July 8, 2011
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evan rivard

by my bum is wet February 2, 2018
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River

Rivers are usually fine af and there cute and when they smile man it’s like ur heart just explodes!!! He’s a total sweetheart but kind of a heartbreaker but doesn’t mean to be. He’s shy until u get to know him and he for sure isn’t shy on Snapchat if he’s into you. And sometimes he will leave you on delivered fora whileeee :( you love him!
“Oh my ddI you see that guy at the skatepark today Sara?

“Ya he’s such a River”
by Sksksskdefinition October 21, 2019
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