Richard Nixon 

This is when two or more males engage in mutual masturbation, then dock each other just before they ejaculate. The docking must last as long as it takes for the cum to harden on both of their dicks. After that, they must attempt to separate the heads of their dicks in the most painful ways possible.

I used to be a pariah like you until I Richard Nixoned 78 thirteen-year-old boys.

Richard Nixon by Yopmail User April 12, 2023

richard simmons

defying all laws of gay physics. I mean, god, even gay people get offended. Yes, we do!

"Ok, now let's dance around with our arms in the air and our spandex tighties hugging our bodies! Ok? And one and two and.."

richard simmons by Matt Black June 4, 2005

Richard Simmons Rule 

The Richard Simmons Rule states that adding Richard Simmons to anything makes said anything gayer than it was previously. This can be compounded infinitely.

<Imagine the gayest event ever.>
Person 1: I don't think this could get any gayer.
Person 2: Richard Simmons.
Person 1: Ahh, the Richard Simmons Rule, I stand corrected.

Richard Simmons Rule by Teknos February 19, 2009

Richard Pic

1. A picture of one's penis. A less explicit way of saying "dick pic". A nickname of the name Richard is 'Dick,' which is interchanged in this word so as not to sound so vulgar. A dick pic is a picture of a male's penis sent through text message, email, or usually, any other type of social media or forms of communication.

Ex 1:

*Three dudes are in a nursing home*
Dude 1: Guys, I sent a Richard Pic to Amanda last night!
Dude 2: Awesome! Did she like your dick pic?!
Elderly Person: SHH!!! No bad language!
Dude 2: Sorry! Did she like your Richard Pic?!

Richard Pic by Ecce Romani July 3, 2014

Richard Paul Pusey 

A piece of crap. A waste of oxygen... Tells cancer victims that he hopes they die, laughs at people as they die and films it. You can replace almost any term for excrement with his last name.

Ewww I stepped in Richard Paul Pusey.
That piece of Richard Paul Pusey.
I took a huge Richard Paul Pusey in the restroom, I wouldnt go in there for about 30-45 minutes.

Richard Paul Pusey by Someboody13 April 26, 2020

richard cranium 

replacement for dickhead.

That guy was a Richard Cranium.

richard cranium by gomer September 13, 2006

Richard Goddard 

The name of an angry, testosterone fuelled South African whose primary purpose of being on earth is to cause as much shit as possible. Lives for his Rugby and occasionally play's on wing (when he can be bothered). Loves the Evil Dead trilogy and often finds himself watching James Bond films on Sunday. With an affinity for everything creative, his mellow side shines (for about 10 seconds) until the urge kicks in to do something wacko. A kill first ask questions later type of guy, impulsivity rules above all. Blonde all Brunette it's all the same to him

Yo, Jacob was doing a Richard Goddard on friday!

Richard Goddard by Johnny speedway July 14, 2020