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Republican 

A bad person. Generally insecure and toxic towards others to avoid confronting their own short-comings.
Loves "What about"-isms, Quick to violence.

Can be any of the following:
Name-caller; Bully; Homophobe; Misogynist; Racist; Islamaphobe; Gun Advocate; Capitalist; Incel (unless affluent); January 6th Insurrectionist; Ford 150 Owner; "All Lives Matter"
Anyone: Gee, can't wait to enjoy my weekend!
Republican: You know, if it weren't for your 9-5, you wouldn't enjoy the weekend.
Anyone: If it weren't for my 9-5, maybe I could do something with my life instead of work everyday.
Republican: Well, if you don't like working, then stop!
Anyone: Then how will I eat? Or pay my bills?
Republican: Should have figured that out before becoming a free-loader. Maybe your parents can help you with a small loan.
Republican by AverageTom June 22, 2021
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Republican- Point to Iran

Democrat- What's an Iran
Republican by Jiffery July 5, 2021

Republican 

Fucking dinlos.
Republican (Virgin): I’m a dick.
Literally everyone else: FUCK YOU YOU DIVHEAD

republican 

people whose opinions don’t matter and probably still live with there mom. someone who doesn’t believe in science or global warming or believes that there isn’t a pandemic killings thousands of people
person 1: my son just came out as gay!
person 2: i can’t believe he would sin like that.

person1: you’re such a republican ugh.

Republican 

Americans with a bad reputation who 90% of the time vote right wing for lower taxes due to financial struggles.

Helpful tip: Far rights are Republicans, but not all Republicans are far rights.
Far leftists: "REPUBLICAN!!!!!You want lower taxes????? I bet you wanna take away a woman's choice to not have a baby!!!!! You want gay people to suffer in a hello that doesn't exist!!!!!!!! I BET YOU HATE RAP BECAUSE ITS BLACK CULTURE!!!!!"

The silent majority: 😐

Most Republicans: I just want to not go bankrupt when I buy groceries mom😔
Republican by Sheep milk June 25, 2022

Republican 

"i'm a republican"

"oh I'm sorry I didn't know you were clinically stupid"
Republican by bigoltiddielover August 1, 2022

Republican 

(In Ireland) Someone who wants the republic of Ireland to merge with Northern Ireland, thus creating one big state.
"I was born as a real Irish, in the Republic of Ireland, so of course I am a republican"