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social retard 

A pioneer in that they know that the social arena these days is throughly poisoned and full of just plain ol' non-mentally handicapped retards (i.e., people who, if they only tried just a little bit, could actually use their brains and then might make themselves somewhat bearable).
Therefore, so-called "social retards" are smart enough to stay away from that shitfest (i.e., most bars and clubs) and realize that it would be a total waste of energy to spend time out with those stupid looking, ugly morons.
It's better to be a social retard than a retard that actually sees something good in going out to a toxic social envirnment like a bar.
social retard by sheallee March 23, 2009
A retarded person or "Retard" is someone that has been exposed to idiotidis.
The Retard: Hey, how are you?
Jeff: I'm good
The Retard: Don't you like Sonic and Shadow
Jeff: Yeah there pretty cool
The Retard: Man I wish hedgehogs were real.
Retard by GrahamCrackers123 January 29, 2017

Retard Juice

Ron: You know those Diet Cokes are worse for ya than regular Coke Classic
Erika: They should call it retard juice
Dave:I like a Diet Coke
Erika: They should call it retard juice, they should call it retard juice.
Retard Juice by ghost towne May 7, 2021

Sexual Retard 

When someone, usually a guy, doesn't know how to flirt or get on with the sex. Horribly bad or inexperienced at sex. Excels at being an asshole. Usually brags about getting bitches, but is stumped when he actually has a chance to fuck. Turns girls off completely.
Stacy: Baby, I'm SSSSSOOOOO horny!!! PLEASE FUCK ME!!!
Danny: UUUUUUUUUUHHHHHHHHHH...
Stacy: You know what? Fuck outta here you sexual retard!
Sexual Retard by Ghost Rider ;) April 1, 2017
A person that believes that many world leaders and heads of state are in fact blood-drinking, shape-shifting reptilians from another star system and are involved in a massive conspiracy to enslave humanity.

A believer that malevolent reptilian humanoids rule the world.
"Man, when you say stuff like that, you sound like a reptard."
Reptard by PGenius February 3, 2012

retard room 

where all the retards are taught, they like to bunch them together so they won't harm normal people.
We're going past the retard room, the brains of the school.

check the note of sarcasm.
retard room by chloerose444 February 18, 2009

Urban dictionary retard

some one who makes random words up, bums off them and posts them on urban dictionary filling it up with bullshit making them selves feel special
Guy 1:dude imagine some one reaching into ones asshole and plucks a particularily greasy shit as one would a pearl from an oyster

Guy 2: dude you should post that up on Urban dictionary
beacause everyone uses that term

unretarded guy 3: you are Urban dictionary retard`s