Relationship bases

1st- french kissing
2nd- groping
3rd-oral

4th- sex
GRAND SLAM: anal

Last night we rounded all of the relationship bases and got a grand slam-kissing, groping, oral sex and ANAL!

by lolllolll December 7, 2017

Middle School Relationship

When two people of who are 10-14 years old have their definition of a "relationship" for approximately 5 minutes, then break up, get back together, then break up again, and repeat until they finally shut up and stay broken up.
(Much to the relief of the few others who think that middleschool drama is a load of crap.)

Friend: OMG!! ME AND TRIGG R LIEK TTLY BF AND GF!!1
Me: Yeah, sure, whatever.
(10 minutes later)
Me: So, how's it going with Trigg?
Friend: WE BROKE UP IM SUUU SAD!!!1
Me: *looks at watch* Wow, ten minutes. By God, that's a new record!
(5 minutes later)
Me: Hey, how are you holding up?
Friend: hm? o, me an trigg r bf and gf again! yay!
Me: ...*sighs* Well, thats a Middle School Relationship....

by middleschoolshoulddie May 7, 2010

Textual Relations

Flirting, maintaining a romantic relationship via a text message from a cell phone, an email, or a postal mail letter, such as pen pals or maintenance of a long distance relationship. Textual relations are often used when two people feel the need to carefully choose their words; when thought and careful composition of thought over a longer period of time are required; when the fear of spoken conversation may be misunderstood or taken in the wrong context.

I use my word processor to carefully compose my thoughts before sending my messages out to any of my textual relations.

by R. Hitchcock April 18, 2008

number ten relationship

the result of an overly tall thin person dating a large round person, appearing like the number 10 when side by side.

"Saw Bob and Jessica walking down the street today - god are they a number ten relationship..."

by Mrs. J.Black September 6, 2009

Relationship Break

A relationship break is some times what couples need whether it’s to sort out problems and differences and spend time apart or because the relationship is becoming too much or a lot or stressful for both people in the relationship. Being on a relationship break or a break for short doesn’t mean it’s a break up it means that your spending them apart for your own reasons in hope to benefit the relationship and cause less stress and you must still be as loyal as you were when you weren’t on the break.

I think we should go on a relationship break because we’ve been arguing a lot and need to spend some time apart so we can come back even stronger.

by Thepig04 July 13, 2018

microwave relationship

This means that a relationship may be good at first but end fast. It's not a good type of relationship, usually very pointless and stupid. In most cases if a person has microwave realtiships they go through several girl/boyfriends in a year. Some analogies are:
-they cook things fast
-They can cook things in 60 seconds when an oven may take 60 minutes
-Things heat up fast and end soon
-There is usually a time limit programmed in

It is pointless for six graders to date because they almost always end up in a microwave relationship.

by !!andrea!! January 3, 2009

insta-relationship

When two people skip dating and enter a semi-serious relationship after a single date or encounter.

I hooked up with Patrick last night, and now we're in an insta-relationship.

by trishphish January 5, 2009