never catch me reading

Idoits who put on there social network accounts that you'll never catch them reading.

Oooh a friend request? *Reads the books in intrests* Never catch me reading? Fuck this guy.

by thelastrealpersonontheearth October 20, 2010

i am not reading this

When you don’t want to read something

This is really long I am not reading this

by Kob07 May 21, 2018

I regret reading that

What you think when you go to urbandictionary.com and read almost any definition.

(Looks up PJ)

I regret reading that jim.

by Myric September 28, 2019

Rob the Bass Reader

Rob the Bass reader is a veggie wimp who dunt like cheese well he does but he canny eat the shit

Rob the Bass Reader has two awesome children named James And Sophie

by Athot June 20, 2020

hotter than hellen keller reading poetry

It's texas summer hot, exceeding 105° in the middle of summer

"it's hotter than hellen keller reading poetry out here today"
"Ya, I'd say so"

by Underachiever55 October 17, 2020

Sargent Afghanistan Personal Message Code Reader:735546708653

Sargent Will's Personal Message: Tracking of the 863 Code on the area of 99,635,6531

Tracking of I.S.L.F on go in Brazil base .255.

Code: 74368GA
Signal: 440-4k
TJD: Sargent T. Arent

Commander Renege Personal Message: Will's if this gets out to the Soviets then know what to do
Location: Russia, ***,**,*****

Sargent Will's Personal Message: I understand and i will do everything in my power to not let this get out

2/23/12
6/14/16
8/29/20
12/24/21 Code Reader

Sargent Afghanistan Personal Message Code Reader:735546708653
01001011101001010101001010101010101010100010101010101010100100101010100101010110110010101001010101010101010100100101100101010101001001110100101001010110010101101010101010100101010110101011000
Code Reader Tag: 673,378,923

010011010110010101010101010110

by BigDaddyChode69 May 6, 2021

reagent test

reagent test - a physiological test to determine whether a woman is pregnant
The only difference is reagent test is spelt by a RETARD

GUY 1: I WAS ON MAD SOSA AND METH AND I BANGED A BITCH WITH NO NIPPLES
GUY 2: AND?
GUY 1: *SNORTS COKE* WELL SHOULD I GET A REAGENT TEST?!?

by COKEHEAD3000 February 21, 2014