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Tit to Gut Ratio

a mathematical approximation of a person's physical attractiveness, most often used as a universal index of comparison among women of varied body types. Other uses include analysis of breast growth on overweight men (see manboob) and, rarely, justification for the use of the phrase BBW.
She would be a 2 if her tit to gut ratio wasn't a 3. That big girl's got enough tits to motorboat for hours.
by Big_BB February 24, 2010
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weight to tit ratio

The weight to tit ratio relates the bra and pant size of a woman to their fuckability. It is derived from the concept that large breasted women are more likely to be fat asses than small breasted women. However, men are willing to take a small amount of fat if it means bigger tits, to an extent. The weight to tit ratio helps men decide if the tits are worth the fat. The exact definition is:

T/(W^2)=F

Where T=Tit Size, W=Weight, F=Fuckability.
Guy 1: "Damn Look at that chicks tits!"
Guy 2: "Dude she's at least 650 pounds. Terrible weight to tit ratio."
Guy 1: "Yeah, but she has double Z tits so her fuckablility is a 7.
Guy 2: "No you forgot to square the weight. It's actually 0"
by wiggly22 November 15, 2009
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Golden Ratio

Noun
The perfect ratio between a woman's tits and ass.
"Damn look at Becky, her badonkadonk and gazongas are at the golden ratio!"
"Her tits weren't that big, but with her ass she definitely achieved the golden ratio."
by caciamaan00 July 12, 2009
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fellatio ratio

The ratio of females to males at any given point in time.
Chris Bees walked into the party and was super-stoked about the fellatio ratio as he barked, "I'm tots gonna cops some domski tonight bro!".
by Jazpah January 4, 2010
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ratgirl

19 year old narcissistic e-personality declaring haven in the fictitious human concocted community, World of Warcraft. Once believed to be a casual and genial player, has time and time again proven his shameless forum e-prowess through hours of unproductive and menial posting sessions.

Though monotonous, predictable, and vapid, his unquenchable thirst for attention cannot be satisfied despite the pages of e-text he has produced to combat his undeniable feeling of loneliness.

An idol to many other proud participants of the Gorgonnash e-community, Ratgirl has, with unwavering conviction, amassed a limited amount of zombie-like e-cronies, through his ability to argue senselessly, his commendable use of eloquent albeit redundant words of poison, and a steadfast, unshakeable obsession with the Gorgonnashian e-personas that reside in the same fabricated, artificial setting.

Though not a self-proclaimed elitist prick, through objective observations is found to be unusually frustrated by melodramatic e-drama and e-emotion, both of which create a disturbing, excitable feeling of importance, self-worth, and substance.
“Thanks Ratgirl for the years of hard work and struggle you trudged through in order to make the Gorgonnash community we so desperately placed our emotions and inhibitions into a more bearable place.”

“I’ve seen many dedicated gamers in my life, but none as relentless and determined as you Ratgirl, to create an unprecedented amount of e-rep and e-notoriety through saddening amounts of witty rhetoric and tasteless carebearing! Congrats!”
by Sadand D. Pressing March 21, 2008
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Resolution Rating

DEFINITION:
To rate a guy/girl. However, instead of using the scale of 1-10, a scale of 240 to 1080. 240 being the lowest, 480 being average, and 1080 being the highest. This is used as a more secretive form of checking a female/male out.

240p can also be used for a girl that looks hot from far away but is gross when you get a better look.
EXAMPLE:
nigga 1: woah guys whats the resolution rating of that?

nigga 2: Daaaayuuum thassa 1080p right thurrr ;D
by MyNamesJ12 August 10, 2010
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Ratio

Used in a Tiktok comment section where you reply to someone's comment and get more likes then them
Creator: *500 likes*
Person: Ratio *1000 likes*
by ibzmmi12 February 10, 2021
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