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Preaching Sheik

Someone who goes around preaching to the unseen crowd. They can be found in quiet places, or if they are bold, in public, speaking to those who are not there, or to those who are hidden. Most preaching sheiks are borderline or full blown schizophrenics, though are not always crazy, as they appear to be.

Preaching sheiks give entertaining speeches and acts to the spirit world which watches them constantly. This may also be their way of praying to God in a very different style and manner.
if you happen to witness a preaching sheik in action, whether by hearing them preach or watching them put on a show to what appears to be nobody, keep in mind that you might be just the audience they are looking for.
Though alcohol and/or drugs may be involved in the sheik's sermon, they can do it completely sober. They simply choose to exercise their ability to talk outloud when and where they feel comfortable.
Guy#1: Did you see that dude drink a six pack all alone as he talked to himself for like an hour?

Guy#2: Lol, he didn't just talk bro, he danced and laughed at some pretty funny shit. By the way he was talking to whoever might be listening, he's a preaching sheik, not a nutcase.
by JaySteeze January 13, 2015
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Punching the Clown

I walked in on my bro Nate as he was punching the clown. Then I joined.
by TheGordo March 11, 2016
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Masturbating violently, while going down on a menstrating women, then coming in her mouth while plugging her nose with your free hand.
Did you hear Mike was punching a one armed clown in the nose yesterday? Choked and puked at the same time.
by BigSchmuck November 11, 2020
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Fetus Punching

The act of punching some one so hard in the stomach, that they make a strange squealing noise before falling to the ground, writhing in pain.
Friend 1: I swear to God! If you even try to do that, I will Fetus Punch you so hard!
Friend 2: HAHAHHAhAHHAHAHA(Tries to rape his friend.)
(Friend 1 punches his friend in the fetus.)
Friend 2: SQUAAALLLLLGLGLGHHHHHH!!!!!
(Friend 2 falls to the ground in pain.)
Friend 2: FETUS PUNCHING IS NOT COOL MAN!!!
by Spoony McSpooner! November 21, 2009
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Cam Poaching

When a bitch on MFC, Chaturbate, or any other cam site messages you in an attempt to get you to view their cam.
BridgetteTheMiget went onto Harli_Lotts' cam and tried cam poaching CuckCobain69.
by I Have 5 Beta Fish In 1 Tank January 11, 2019
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National dick punching day

On April 11th is National dick punching day aimed at any boy you try’s to touch my ass

Come one come all

Watch out addie;)
damnn bro watch out it’s national dick punching day
by babyboyyy<3 April 10, 2019
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punching the midget

the other night i was hanging at my crib and had my ho punch the midget
by jimi December 5, 2004
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