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post traumatic shart disorder (PTSD)

The mental trauma caused to an individual by forcing out a fierce fart, only to discover that they just shit themselves. Symptoms usually include continuous fear a fart will result in a set of soiled skivvies, which results in bare-assing your jeans the rest of the day, and throwing your poopy undies in the trash - hoping nobody saw.
Ever since "the incident", I have post traumatic shart disorder (PTSD). Farting will never be the same.
by Chawncey July 24, 2014
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P.T.

Hartmann:
I will P.T. you all until you fucking die.
by Lachnummer April 10, 2009
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ptg

Pigeon Toed Gang, formed circa fall 2010 based on the actions of Michael Sorrentino. Mostly located on the southeastern coast of the United States, mainly stretches from the areas of Maryland and Washington DC thru Richmond, VA and down to the southern North Carolina.
You heard of the Bloods and Crips, well they ain't got shit on the PTG.
by slizzle804 July 18, 2011
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Ptag

People Talking About Gaia - It's a podcast for members of Gaia Online.
Hey, did you listen to that crazy new episode of PTAG?
by Tutsumi August 31, 2006
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ptbnl

Player to be named later, used in the sports world
The traded him for that guy with the long last name, and a ptbnl
by JAlvy August 4, 2007
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PTYPO

An abbreviation of 'Party til you pass out'
Tonight let's PTYPO :3
by vipersmile September 3, 2009
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Pterodactyl Greeting

A sound that emits from the mouth of one or more females when they run into one another after not seeing each other for no more than 2 hours. Even worse when the two females have not seen each other in months.
Observer #1: "WTF is that noise coming from those girls?"
Observer #2: "That my friend is the pterodactyl greeting for when two girls haven't seen each other since their first class of the day." (Observer #2 proceeds to flap their arms like a pterodactyl and mimic the screeching of the prehistoric beast.)
by iseeeverthing December 24, 2010
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