Professional Poo

A poo which is undertaken with such professionalism and competence that no wiping is required afterwards. Eliminating the need for toilet roll.

Oh man there was no toilet roll, had to make sure I did a professional poo!

by notquitsure December 28, 2015

Professor Wildgoose

Better known as Wildgoose, he is a Toontown player (occasionally streamer), dog lover, aspiring EDM artist, and a major shitposter. He mainly spends his time lurking in the website known as Twitter.

David: Why is my timeline being spammed with all these retweets and shit?
Matt: It's probably from Professor Wildgoose.

by Wildguy August 28, 2016

Profapstination

Procrastination which involves masturbation in it. (Regardless of the number of times it's done)

Tim: I get hungry everytime after I do profapstination.
Mike: Everyone does.

by kt11000 August 22, 2016

Professor Vas

Creepy schmoe with a pathetic mini c.

Vanessa: Who the fuck is this blue-mask-wearing schmoe all over my Facebook posts?
Susanna: Oh that's Professor Vas. Don't give him the time of day unless there's $1,000 plus dinner/gifts involved.

by BootiousMaximus December 21, 2016

Professiopinion

When your people; friend, bestie, ace duce, homeboy, sista, bro, mama, daddy, mentor, comrades, ese, etc... They have their own opinions on you and your life. Yet they are without any type of professional license or educational degree equipping them with any certain level of expertise.

Professiopinions do not require, and usually do not receive invitation. They are often given freely, and without warrant. However, they are requested as well, particularly amongst the female species relations.

#1:"Can you believe he did that? What the F?"

#2:"Mmmm, you want my professiopinion? ....."

by LadyWurdz January 6, 2018

Professional shaper

A union driver that bounces barn to barn, never landing a spot on the list, because no employer wants to add them to the list. They just use and abuse them when busy then just throw them out like a rubber.

The no.6 man asked the shoppie, “hey Jim, where’s scumbaggio?”

Jim replied: “fuck do I know, he ain’t on the list, he’s a professional shaper, last year he had 47 w2’s”

by Jimbeam813 November 7, 2018

Profaffinating

The art or skill of professionally waisting time.

Chiefly UK English.

An amalgamation of pro + faff

Somewhat akin to procrastinating, instead of thinking it would relate to waisting time.

For example. When leaving your house, then returning to collect your phone, then leaving again to return to pick up an umbrella.

Sorry we're late we were profaffinating.

Yesterday i profaffinated for so long i missed the last bus.

You deserve a gold medal for time spent profaffinating

by bobadigilatis November 19, 2018