Petrosexual

A person whose identity revolves around excessive consumption of fossil fuels. Frequently seen committing acts of aggression with heavy off-road vehicles that have been modified to be as obnoxious and inefficient as possible. Also frequently seen blaming the price of gas on their political enemies, promoting anti-EV propaganda, and declaring that the entire scientific community is part of a worldwide conspiracy to take their truck away and force them to eat tofu and crickets.

A petrosexual tried to run me off the road this morning - my car captured the whole thing. He tried also tried to roll coal on me but I floored it and left him in the dust.

by domesticatedviking October 24, 2022

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Petrol Pump

The act of gripping someone’s sideburns (usually by the thumb and index finger) then yanking it “really hard”.

“I got hold of his sideburns and we played petrol pumps and I pumped it real hard and then he started crying!”

by Solvalou October 26, 2022

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Petrosexual

A person whose identity revolves around the consumption of fossil fuels and conservative propaganda. Frequently seen committing acts of vehicular aggression toward EV's and cyclists, blaming their political enemies for rising fuel bills, and repeating talking points that have no basis in empirical reality.

A coal-rolling petrosexual in an F-350 tried to run me off the road. I floored it. He had no chance of catching up with me.

by domesticatedviking October 26, 2022

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pétrolière

Cheating on spouse/husband by taking cocks in the ass (mhmm)

Abou (LBDC) : "Elle faisait des trucs qu'elle faisait même pas avec moi, Pour ceux qui veulent comprendre, c'est une pétrolière. Elle mettait dans le pétrole. Les gens vont comprendre."

by Yasminaaa November 3, 2022

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