super dooper pooper galooper 

A specific process in which one person, preferably male, shits in their partner's left nostril, thereafter continuously sodomizing the remaining nostril until said shit "galoops" out at high velocity in a manner very similar to a "shit rocket." One hopes it will not hit one's left testicle.

Person 1: "I performed a super dooper pooper galooper last night, and barely dodged the projectile!"
Person 2: "Yeah, you're lucky, I attempted that procedure and it made a hole in my bed!"

super dooper pooper galooper by wankular device August 8, 2006

super duper pooper scooper 

any non-traditional item used in a pinch to successfully scoop and dispose of dog feces.

When the dog pooped in front of that cop, its a good thing I had on that shirt your Grandmother gave me for Christmas, it was quite the super duper pooper scooper! Other examples would be newspaper, CD case, a sock, etc.

super duper pooper scooper by tomjr April 14, 2006

pooper trooper 

someone who likes it in the pooper

Janet is a pooper trooper! :-)

pooper trooper by rachie August 6, 2004

Pooper Hero 

A businessman who flings his tie over either shoulder while depositing feces in his workplace restroom, as to not dunk his formal attire into the toilet bowl stew. A proud smile accompanies his temporary cape as he accomplishes a necessary deployment.

The break room was submerged in utter envy as Charles boasted over his fresh, sanitary tie, accomplished only by his fluent Pooper Hero virtuosity. He received a promotion the next morning.

Pooper Hero by Bobby B Bouchet January 2, 2009

Poofter School 

A slang term for a boy's only school

Good thing I don't go to that poofter school anymore!

Poofter School by Dollarbill85 November 1, 2010

Penis Pooper 

Penis Pooper

Penis Pooper

Penis Pooper by Penis Pooper October 8, 2017

Needs moar pooper

1. The universal need around the world for more pooper.

2. When a porno needs more anal shots or general pooper

3. When a woman needs to allow for more anal sex and/or anal play.

Hey mike, how did you like the porno?

It Needs moar pooper!

Needs moar pooper by Mister pooper August 6, 2009