The act of female masterbation. The fist is clenched and thrusted in a motion resembling a bucking pony. This is the act in which a female punches her pony.
Before going on a date, Shaniqua punched her pony so she would not orgasm too fast.
Shanainai was punching the pony last night.
Shanainai was punching the pony last night.
by Defamation January 27, 2009
Get the Punching the ponymug. a person obsessed with drama or chorus. Their favorite show is typically Glee, and they perform in musicals. The "bacon" refers to the singers, while the "pony" refers to the actors. They can be completely annoying!
person 1: Oh my gosh, I hate Daisy. She is such a bacon pony.
person 2: More like the Pony Princess.
person 3: And Ryan is her bacon bitch!
person 2: More like the Pony Princess.
person 3: And Ryan is her bacon bitch!
by Cranberry Applehead November 12, 2010
Get the bacon ponymug. "Look at that show pony. He's been buying that young, good-looking man drinks all night and flashing him around to all of his friends."
"I don't mind being his show pony. I know I look good. I'm not shy about reeling in the benefits."
"I don't mind being his show pony. I know I look good. I'm not shy about reeling in the benefits."
by lolitaellen March 13, 2014
Get the show ponymug. Body of Origin Dickn’balls Scandinavian
A man’s hard on is commonly known as this because of a pony’s specific conformation and temperament thus the bologna before it is sliced is a large spherical lunchmeat emulative of a male’s penis.
A man’s hard on is commonly known as this because of a pony’s specific conformation and temperament thus the bologna before it is sliced is a large spherical lunchmeat emulative of a male’s penis.
(Female) I am going to ride the bologna pony tonight!
(Male) Hey dude, you better hide your bologna pony it’s bulging out of the side of your gym shorts.
(Male) Hey dude, you better hide your bologna pony it’s bulging out of the side of your gym shorts.
by Luncheonmeat1 January 27, 2010
Get the Bologna Ponymug. by Ordtiz March 30, 2007
Get the Pony boymug. A special pony with glittery hooves and a silver thread mane who will frolick in the dew with the sparkley fairies and the llamas in Wobeniekenstein, the land of the free, home of the whopper.
The sparkley Pony ran wildly through the meadows and frolicked in the dew with Floyd, the equivalent of Jesus.
by schnibbly wonka November 1, 2004
Get the Sparkley Ponymug. A group of younger girls, always willing to hang out with older guys. Usually the fine group of girls for that class. This is typical in High School girls or freshman in college.
Older guy:You got plenty of Tender Ponies here tonight!
Younger Girl: Kyle am I a tender pony?
Older guy: Stop listening to my conversations and go play!
Younger Girl: Kyle am I a tender pony?
Older guy: Stop listening to my conversations and go play!
by Shaft25 May 1, 2006
Get the Tender Poniesmug.