Darwin police

An imaginary police force which rounds up people whose existance is a blemish upon the face of humanity.

"He only hits me because he loves me!"
"Paging Darwin police, come in Darwin police!"

by zenostortoise November 25, 2004

police brutality

When police use excessive or otherwise unwarranted force against an often (but not always) innocent person. The victims are usually blacks, Muslims, and/or students. Often times the police department will investigate (oftentimes part of a cover-up) just enough to say they did with no real effort to punish the officers involved,letting them off with a reprimand or a months suspension for what would be a felony for the rest of us. If the officers involved are prosecuted the prosecutors will usually conduct just enough of a prosecution to say the officers were prosecuted or the officers friends in the department will hamper the prosecution, which often relies on the police department for evidence.

In an act of police brutality the UCLA campus police tazed a Muslim student as he lay helplessly paralyzed and handcuffed on the ground, because he refused to stand up. They said there actions were necessary to protect the safety of UCLA students.

by Trinu January 1, 2007

police

The lowest echelon of the law-enforcement heiarchy in most countries. They recieve little respect, mainly because most people refuse to accept responsibility for actions they know to be illegal.

The Police didn't make you smoke that crack. But they did bust your apathetic ass for it.

by Johnny Pseudonym January 19, 2005

Police

A professional asshole. Often found eating donuts and inflicting misery upon others.
Cannot even entertain the idea that he/she could be wrong about something. In their minds, they are infallible.
Someone who hates fun.

I accidentally ran a stop sign today, and of course the asshole police were right there to give me a ticket. $400 and higher insurance for a single mistake, thanks popo.

Dude, there was a knife fight in the hall of my apartment. Took the popo 45 minutes to get there. Probably because they wouldn't be able to write anyone tickets, so it wasn't a priority.

Fuck the police.

by Teleboner April 17, 2010

Polie

To get drunk and lock yourself in the bathroom before passing out.

He got wasted on tequila and pulled a Polie.

by Max Moose Man December 24, 2008

POLICE CAR

ALL IT F***ING DOES ALL DAY IS GO WEEEEEE WOOOOOOOO WWWWWWEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEWOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOWEEEEeeeeeEEEEEEEEEEE WHTA THE

WEEEEEEEEEE WOOOOOOOOOOOOH BOi THAT IS SO F***ING LOUD THAT POLICE CAR IS SO ANNOYING WEEEEEWOOOOOOWOOOOOOOOOWOOOOOOOOOOWEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEWOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

by CatMan3 November 19, 2020

Transport Police

Fake police without guns or dogs, all they get is a bus pass and a whistle

oh no the police are coming, don't worry it's just the transport police....they are fake police

by TTTTT_58 July 22, 2008