Silk Painting

A technique of painting using silk and silk paints. The silk is stretched on a wooden frame and lining paint is used to stop paint spreading and to give a professional finish. Silk paints don't have to be used you can use a variety of paints including water colours and water based inks.

This technique originated in South East Asia.

Wow, what's that?

It's a silk painting.

That's really cool.

by raindropinthedesert May 6, 2009

mexican painter

the act of sprinting to the nearest bathroom, pulling down your pants (just in the nick of time), and spraying liquid shit all over the wall because there literally was no more holding it back. (usually occurs after eating greasy, dirty mexican food)

Ahh, man! I couldn't use the bathroom because it had a mexican painter in it!

by poode dude November 7, 2010

penis painting tree goat

a word used to describe someone that looks spicy.

Damn, Carla is a penis painting tree goat today.

by zeewatinaho March 1, 2011

Brazilian purple paint job

When you put your dick into a Brazilian girl's anus and she clenches her butt checks so hard that when you pull out your penis is a nice bruised purple color.

"Dude, have you had a purple paint job before"

"Nah but i've had a Brazilian purple paint job, it's on a whole different level"

by AIFF December 2, 2011

war paint

facial cosmetics, facial makeup(from the facial paint that was sometimes worn by Native Americans)

She forgot to put on her war paint again.

by The Return of Light Joker November 8, 2007

War Paint

Noun. Make-up, Facial cosmetics

"I have to put on my war paint before I go off to school."

by Nathalie Marcom December 28, 2005

Jizzy-Shit Paint

The concept of Jizzy-Shit Paint first appeared in a UN directive, aimed at providing an affordable and renewable source of paint for poorer nations. Scientists believed that a combination of whale semen and horse shit could be used to paint the walls of peoples homes at minimal cost. Plans were to create factories where the jizz and shit would be sucked out of the animals involved and emptied into large vats. However, when Kofi Annan got wind of the idea, he reportedly addressed the individuals involved with the line: "Damn, you motherfuckers are crazy, who's gonna want a house that smells of Whale Queef?!!"

I really question Bobby's interior design techniques...I mean, I'm all for minimalism, but his choice of Jizzy-Shit Paint gives the room an oppressive stench.

by Roofus Wainwright June 14, 2007