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something girls use in a futile attempt to distract guys from ugliness so that they can get sum action.

TO ALL WOMEN OUT THERE... GUYS DON'T ACTUALLY LIKE MAKE-UP ON U!!!
guy: damn that chick was so hot yesterday. y the fuck did she put on make-up?? she looks like a hoe now
make-up by morbidgolem January 6, 2008
what girls need to put on to be pretty.
guy 1: that girl DEF needs some make-up
guy 2: but THAT girl is wearing WAY too much! ahhhh!!!
make-up by gangstagangsta1 October 13, 2006
Genetics (blood) (bloodline) (family) (parent) (child) (sibling)
You dissing my make-up fam
Make-up by Wigland November 21, 2019
A husband who helps to "mask" his wife's homosexuality. The lesbian equivalent of a beard for gay men.
Sandy: I see you decided to wear make-up tonight
/jerks head towards other woman's husband

Ellen: Yeah, might as well impress the boss with a successful marriage, you know?
make-up by Broey Goebbels February 25, 2011
A guy who is used as a cover for a lesbian girl to appear straight
That girl is definetly a lesbo, her boyfriend is just her make-up
Make-up by Usuehdidusbdjdushsjsizg December 1, 2015
Most girls wear it, it’s fucking annoying because it gets on pillow cases
She wears too much fucking make up
make up by hekko May 14, 2018