phantasexual

A person that can adjust or manipulate any sexual or non sexual situation or fantasy to achieve climax and/or orgasm.

Anne is very phantasexual, she will often fantasize of having her own penis while showering.

by Blackwidowseyes December 4, 2010

Phantom Exit

When one leaves a party/gathering/event without saying their goodbyes to any of their friends, whereby relieving themselves from the exhausting and time consuming "goodbye" rituals.

You: Where did Mimi and Roger go?

Friend: Damn them! They made a phantom exit...again!

by Rodneywayne July 30, 2011

phantom notification

When a popular social media app clearly indicates that you have an unread notification, only to reveal there are no new notifications. The only people affected by this are people that never get mentions or RTs, because important people always have hundreds of unread messages at any given time. The Phantom message is a technique the service uses to make you feel popular, even though nobody reads your lame-ass tweets.

Tim: My twizzler is blowing up. Never mind, just another phantom notification.

by bkn June 13, 2014

phantom lover

Imaginary lover of the mind he/she doesn't exist.

"Hey why is that patient here in the asylum" he asked "She said her boyfriend killed a man but she's lived alone she must have made a phantom lover."

by Bryony Cree July 9, 2014

phantom meat locker

A party where you believe people will be sexually available and interested in you, but are mistaken and fail to find a partner.

I was psyched to go to that new club to hook up, but it turned out to be a total phantom meat locker.

by Gussamer May 1, 2019

Phantomface

A radical feminist Muslim who plays the online game Roblox.

"Phantomface threatened to bomb my house."

by Zushameme June 8, 2019

Phantomknown

just go search shuaeb

eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee phantomknown

by phantomknown November 24, 2022