Rusty Parsnip

A very explicit sexual act. Usually used to describe when a vegetable is anally inserted,then eaten by someone other than the person that was inserted with the vegetable. Some people may have sexual feelings about "Rusty Parsnips".This sexual act is very common within the worldwide Russian community.

"Vlad, I'm feeling horny."

"I've got the carrot in my hand,baby."

"I'm ready for a Rusty Parsnip , make me scream!"

"Get ready,babe."

"Oh yeah,fuck yeah."

"Take it,сука."

"AHHHHH,OOOOOOOHHH YEEEEEEEEE!FUCK ME HARDER WITH THE CARROT!"

*Screams of vegetable pleasure*

"Now,that's the brownest carrot I've seen for a while."

"Take a bite,while I get wet."

*Bites into brown, feces covered carrot.*

"How does it taste,Vlad?"

"Fucking grim."

by ado4 February 22, 2015

Aye Panini

when you get drafted for ww3 and lil nas x pee's in your mouth

"Lil Nas x pee'd in my mouth when I opened my draft paper and screamed 'AYE PANINI'"

by bigppdragonslayer42069 January 9, 2020

Dan the panini man

THE HOTTEST PERSON EVER HES SO SMART AND SEXY

Omg look it’s Dan The Panini Man!

by DanThePaniniMan May 25, 2020

parisian

Doing something dumb or stupid but trying to act innocent and cute to get positive attention instead of criticism.

That was so parisian of her to forget wearing panties.

by poopita June 12, 2007

panini head

Alejandra Garcia who attends California Baptist University

: Alejandra Garcia who attends California Baptist University is a panini head

by Leomunz February 14, 2019

Parina

A short, round, either Chinese or Japanese girl with an alarming appetite, rapist wit, and low brow sense of humour.

Dude 1: Did you hear that girl talk about taking a dump?
Dude 2: Yeah, she was a total Parina...

by Professional Cocksman February 3, 2010

parnian

LOVES EMO MUSIC... Is in love with METROSEXUALS... Such as _ _ _ _ I_ _ _ _ _ lol in MFS... OH and secrelty follows the trends but doenst tell people.. Such as OC...Loves emo such as POstal Service..

OMG.. i wanna be a model for METRO park

by steve March 20, 2005