Dirty Ass Kunt Palmer

A despicable and depraved sexual act in which the offending party has an ass that smells like a manhole and also reeks of vag cig at the same time. The sexual act is performed with a rod, probe or waffle iron, or any common household item that can penetrate an orifice, often more than one item. The offender repeatedly jams and rams the devices into the anus and or kunts of the victim. It is a power move act conducted as a form of punishment and degredation for a failure or a harassment.

Render Dawg: Damn those math tutors are real doichebags.

Keymonny: why is that? I thought Gev and the mass monster crew at that school were real professional?
Render Dawg: Naw Brah, my tutor got really Hafnerish when i couldnt learn the calculus lesson fast enough. he dropped his pants and did a dirty ass kunt palmer on me. His vag cig stench was horrific and the i got shafted with an egg beater for over 45 minutes.

by ballplayer182 March 18, 2022

arnold palmer

Very dry ass sex; no lube ass fucking; anal coitus but without lubricant

Me and River were having an Arnold Palmer, he really needs to learn how to relax

by bignasty March 24, 2022

Ellie Palmer

Ellie Palmer is one of the hugest slags known to mankind, however, still manages to have absolutely zero intercourse. Has a weird phobia of spinach, and regularly cries for no apparant reason. Not saying she shouldn't deserve to be here, but society also wouldn't be apposed to her disappearance.

She's such an Ellie Palmer, cant believe she hasn't had sex in 19 years.

by Reubenskinio March 27, 2022

Leona Palmer

Leona has her own brand called Palmers. And copies Emma in her assigments. And loves Yoda.

I love the Leona Palmer brand!!!

by Emma Seijas March 28, 2022

Poop Palmer

(noun) A person who shits into their palm in the shower, and then throws their shit to the toilet like they're making a 3 pointer.

Person A: Hey, have you talked to Gregory lately?

Person B: No I heard he's a poop palmer.

by bowlofoatmeal February 1, 2022

Palmer

Stands from the phrase “palm colored”, meaning white person. A palmer specifically is a racist person, but the phrase is also used to describe a person wearing only white clothes, resembling kkk

I saw some Palmer today on the street.

by Thatdeadartist April 12, 2022

Walter Palmer

An american hero who on the fourth of July weekend of 2015 terminated the terrorist cat known as Cecil, a member of the lion family who supported Al-Qaeda and held flag burning rallies.

"May 2nd, 2011: hey we got Osama Bin Laden they must have sent Walter Palmer in!"

by Not from a jedi January 4, 2021