"I must be dehydrated or maybe I've got a cold coming on. I feel like I've got a big lump of chewing gum stuck up my nose. Cover your ears for a second, lads. I'm going to have a good old grockle and see if I can expel this paranasal tubercular sinus oyster."
by Piemanius May 15, 2008
by the real who? September 07, 2006
The gender reversal of a blumpkin, where the girl is steaming down a hot load on the toilet while her front hole is being eaten out.
Dude, my girlfriend gave me a blumpkin earlier this week, so I felt it only chivalrous to reciprocate and give her a low tide oyster shack for the ages.
by Dig_Bick_69 August 23, 2018
BOC fan:"After listening to a few albums I have decided to join the Blue Oyster Cult cult. How can I join?"
BOC cultist: "You can pledge your soul to the Blue Oyster Church and they'll send you your complementary Kool-aid.
BOC fan: "Can i just listen to them without making any commitments?
BOC cultist: "I suppose....but you won't get any kool-aid."
BOC cultist: "You can pledge your soul to the Blue Oyster Church and they'll send you your complementary Kool-aid.
BOC fan: "Can i just listen to them without making any commitments?
BOC cultist: "I suppose....but you won't get any kool-aid."
by insertopinionhere[ ] May 14, 2016
one of the greatest mothafuckin roads on long island... i use that shit so often its not even funny... one thing i wanna add .. IM so sick of you assholes that call it the seaford-syosset expressway, FUCK you, get the fuck out of here you dont belong on this island, because we call it the seaford oyster bay you uptight assholes .. ANYWAY i can get to work in 7 minutes from the total opposite side/ a classic long island town that i just happen to cause a lot of drama in (sorry not my fault/problem its quite funny actually) right on the other side in 7 minutes and change and its just fucking awesome..
HEY ! OH shit i only have 10 minutes to get to work ! well thats ok ill just jump on the seaford oyster bay expressway 135 and i wont have any trouble what so-ever
by MYNAMEIST February 01, 2007
one of the greatest mothafuckin roads on long island... i use that shit so often its not even funny... one thing i wanna add .. IM so sick of you assholes that call it the seaford-syosset expressway, FUCK you, get the fuck out of here you dont belong on this island, because we call it the seaford oyster bay you uptight assholes .. ANYWAY i can get to work in 7 minutes from the total opposite side/ a classic long island town that i just happen to cause a lot of drama in (sorry not my fault/problem its quite funny actually) right on the other side in 7 minutes and change and its just fucking awesome..
HEY ! OH shit i only have 10 minutes to get to work ! well thats ok ill just jump on the seaford oyster bay expressway (135) and i wont have any trouble what so-ever
by MYNAMEIST January 26, 2007