Scrum nummy

A term used to describe a particularly delicious edible item

That cake was quite simply scrum nummy

by ScrummyDitches November 29, 2011

Dirty Numby

When you or a friend drop a piece of coke on the floor but find and pick it up to get the numb feeling in your mouth rather than waste it.

Me: Dude you dropped some!
Friend: No worries I'll get it as a dirty numby instead!

by KatnessEverderp June 22, 2019

northern numpties

it’s a small gc on stan twitter that are all lovely and the funniest people always around when you need them mostly made of smaller accounts and deserve the absolute world

northern numpties think north is superior

by stan twitter nn member July 27, 2019

Dumb Numby

A dumb Numby is a unique and mystical creature which is the direct offspring of inbreeding skin walkers, they are often found with severe psychological problems which disturb the natural evolution of the species, they are often found with narrowed outlooks and understanding of concepts, their mentality is often strictly negative, causing self destructive traits early in it's metamorphic state. The creatures are lacking the metaphysical traits skin walkers utilize causing them to stick to a more mundane/mortal way of changing shape which involves the dumb Numby lubricating it's head with coconut oil and entering an unexpecting host threw the anal cavity then slowly consuming the human host from the inside out turning them into an involuntary ass puppet.

I was sitting around watching Tv then all of a sudden a blue creature with a shiny head ran head first into my ass hole causing it to disappear through the orifice of my ass! Must be a dumb Numby!

by Niccnewman October 29, 2025

Anal Chicken Numpklin

Getting blumpkin from a person with no arms or legs then fucking the shit out there ass till they shit all over the floor then making them lick the shot off the floor

Isiah Veranesse gave a anal chicken numpklin to jenna

by DADDY TWIZZY April 24, 2022