Pulling A Myles

To have a buddy start a conversation with a woman for you, putting you on the spot, and you fucking it up and being shot down.

Guy One: (To a random girl) Hey come here for a second.

Girl: Yes?

Guy Two: I just wanted to let you know that your looking gorgeous today....

Girl: (giving a "get away from me look") Ok?

Girl walks away.

Guy Three: (to Guy Two) Dude that was like Pulling A Myles.

by CODGrenadier2010 August 27, 2010

ur ancestor a man molester

All other ur insults bow down to this God of an insult

Tommy: ur family tree lgbt
Nick: stfu ur ancestor a man molester
Tommy explodes into a fucking oblivion

by yoink_ May 15, 2018

Your homosapien ancestor was a homosexual ass molestor

The ultimate roast better than your mom gay, your dad lesbian and your granny tranny. It's worse in the context of someone saying no you.

Your homosapien ancestor was a homosexual ass molestor.

by Trashginger April 4, 2018

Myles

sexual relations between people classed as being too closely related to marry each other.
the crime of having sexual intercourse with a parent, child, sibling, or grandchild.

Mah and cuz did a Myles!

by I hate Myles August 28, 2020

molesto van

A 14 passenger van, with or without windows, that molesters use to pick up kids.

"Hey, we are driving to the camp in molesto vans!"

by mary lozi March 23, 2008

milestoners

a small group of amazing and tough motherfuckers that stick together, fight crime, and smoke some dope. also they go to McDonald's frequently

dude, let's hook up with the milestoners tonight.

by Milestoner09 January 26, 2014

midget molester

An older woman that goes out with younger guys

See! Your mom is a midget molester

by Suzie Quattro May 13, 2003