James Murphy

A 5 foot obese man child with a 3.5 inch penis that will often be found checking out other men in changing rooms or public urinals.

Hey, did you see James Murphy yesterday? He is so fat and small with an incredibly small penis lmao.

by BigSclongOwen May 30, 2020

pulling a murphy

When someone dates a person of lesser interest to help further along a future relationship with a more desireable person.

"Yo dude im pulling a murphy by dating jenna to get closer to cindy."

by Icingdeath74 December 4, 2007

Brittany Murphy

one of the most talented and expressive actresses around today.

by brittfan July 15, 2003

Eddie Murphy

High quality marijuana that leaves you and all of your friends smiling like Eddie Murphy.

Person 1:Wanna chill later?
Person 2:Yeah man, I got a Dub of Eddie Murphy.
Person 1:This is going to be a great day.

by iKushZ x January 14, 2011

Nick Murphy

A person who has a particular eye for younger members of the opposite sex, in the hopes of cornering them and dealing with them accordingly - In the majority of cases, sexual assault.

"Yeah, I know, he's only gone and done a Nick Murphy!"

by GylesGagola April 13, 2013

billy murphy

A reference to marijuana.

"Do you want to go talk to Billy Murphy?"
"Hey, lets give Billy Murphy a call, I really need to talk to him."

by Rick James February 24, 2005

Dirty Murphy

A whiskey and coke with cigarette ash flicked into the mixture. The ash will sink below the surface and remain hidden. If the drinker doesn't know about the ash and drinks quickly, the ash will shoot into the victims mouth.

Drinker: Try a sip of this Dirty Murphy.
Victim: Okay.

Later

Victim: I still have ash in my teeth from that Dirty Murphy.

by TheDirtyMurphy January 24, 2011