face mullet

A goatee. This pattern of facial hair, out of style since the US Civil War, has made a strong comeback in the early 21st century, replacing the venerable mullet haircut as a favored form of self expression (second only to tattoos) amoung those who wear "wife-beater" T-shirts and watch cars with numbers on them go around in circles. Thus, it has been dubbed "The Mullet of the 21st Century."

google NASCAR, country music, or Budweiser and you'll get plenty of examples of the face mullet.

by Eric M. December 31, 2008

brazilian mullet

shaved cooch with a hairy butthole

I went down on that chick and found out she had a major brazilian mullet.

Her brazilian mullet was full of dingleberries.

by taintripper2000 January 2, 2012

Cosmo Mullet

Noun. A hairstyle by trendy and fashionable people that, when it comes down to it, is just a mullet for rich people.

The Cosmo Mullet is most often sported by former hippies turned yuppies. You will especially see it on affluent, aging males trying to maintain a casual, carefree, semi-crunchy look.

Tom Hanks rocked the Cosmo Mullet in The Da Vinci Code

by Aaron Sagers September 20, 2006

scene mullet

something fat chix shouldn't have.

bob: yo did you see that fat scenewhore?
tom: yeah, ew scene mullet.
bob: srsly.

by tiffanyxcore September 18, 2006

Taint Mullet

A small tuft of hair located between the ballsac and anus, resembling the popular 70's grunge music hairstyle!

I was getting a fat rimjob from this black chick and she completely blew my buzz by tugging my taint mullet.

by tupacalypze December 1, 2007

woman with a mullet

Gives a whole new meaning to, "...Party in the rear."

When you cut your hair into a mullet, peopla say that you want, "business in the front and a party in the rear."

by Karl March 15, 2004

facial mullet

A goatee. One lacks the ability to choose to be either clean-shaven, bearded, or mustachioed. Analogous to the mullet, a hair cut chosen when one cannot commit to either long or short hair.

Bob could not choose between a mustache and a beard when he decided to grow facial hair. Therefore, he chose to grow a facial mullet.

by Bo Slone February 2, 2009